KG: Did you get over to Captain George's or Golden Corral in....

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...Williamsburg? Pretty decent buffets. Hope you had a great time and happy anniversary.

[AthensEagle]

Captain Georges buffet in Virginia Beach is nuts. Its like watching a sporting event at the Kansas City Stockyards.

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When I'm in Ocean City, MD, I go to Phillips' Crab House on...

...21st Street and I HAMMER the crab legs. That's a good buffet. They lose money on us. We don't fill up on bread and sh*t like that. Strictly crab legs. I know what they're trying to do. They put out sh*t like rice in every flavor. People: Rice could clog a sewer pipe! Don't drink beer either. Too filling. Leaves no room for crab legs.

[Ellsworth]

they just put a golden corral up in rochester near my inlaws. my FIL loves that shit hole and makes us go there at least 2x when they visit us down here. place creeps me the hell out. i despise sharing food with the general public. it's just not for me.

anyway, my wife calls him asking how many times he's been so far since they eat out 5x a week.

'none!'

'WHAT?? you're kidding, right?? why not?!'

'there's a minimum THREE HOUR WAIT to get a table every night so far!'


Ah, Crapchester.......you're so fat and gross

[3rd & Inches]

they just put a golden corral up in rochester near my inlaws. my FIL loves that shit hole and makes us go there at least 2x when they visit us down here. place creeps me the hell out. i despise sharing food with the general public. it's just not for me.

anyway, my wife calls him asking how many times he's been so far since they eat out 5x a week.

'none!'

'WHAT?? you're kidding, right?? why not?!'

'there's a minimum THREE HOUR WAIT to get a table every night so far!'


Ah, Crapchester.......you're so fat and gross

Was she a great big fat person?

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Haha! Hilarious!

Interesting. So what do you gravitate toward when you're confronted with that culinary cornucopia? I usually shotgun about 4 ground beef tacos to start.

[Ellsworth]

i get a big chef salad and usually stick to rotisserie chicken and maybe a little meatloaf and mashed potatoes (that i put in a roll).

that's it for me.

my FIL seriously gets 4 massive plates of stuff. i don't know how people can eat that much.

[RSE]

Most all of upstate NY cuisine is one variation or another of the garbage plate.

[Kelly Green]

Captain George's Was Our Anniversary Dinner With A Twist

I was looking through the "Colonial Williamsburg" magazine they have in your condo and there was an ad for a Mystery Dinner Theater that takes place at Captain George's! One price and you get to see the show, try to solve the murder AND go crazy at Captain George's buffet paradise!

We had a blast -- and even though this time (we were there two years ago) they didn't have crab cakes, the crab imperial MORE than made up for it!

Any of you who visit Willamsburg, you HAVE to go to Captain George's!

[Ellsworth]

i love that mcdonald's near the entrance to Busch Gardens. OMG, the chocolate shakes there are better than any mcdonald's i've ever visited.

the secret is they never clean it out at night. just let the old shit sit in there.

[Kelly Green]

Oh, Man, NOW You Tell Me!

Why the hell didn't you say something BEFORE we left??!!

[Riccardo]

oh come on you love that shithole

otherwise you'd insist on taking the inlaws to someplace nicer (i.e. anywhere)

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Oh man, you should see MY FIL eat

It is a sight to see. I don't know how he does it. The other day he came over with an ENORMOUS sushi platter that was gift-delivered to his neighbor that was away on vacation for a week. (obviously couldn't be returned to the store and the neighbor said to just eat it) He started POUNDING this sushi tray with RECKLESS ABANDON! I thought he was going to choke.

[Ellsworth]

Was it sitting on his neighbor's porch in the sun for a day before he went over and got it?

That would be awesome 2 days later....

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Actually, I asked about that....

Of course I catch a rash of sh*t for asking from my MIL. What happened was that it was returned to Wegman's on the refrigerated truck and it was there for pick-up. The neighbor called my FIL and said just go to Wegman's, pick it up, and eat it. So when they brought it over I was like, "Was this tray refrigerated properly? I mean it's raw fish and it's been driving around New Jersey." So my b*tch MIL goes, "So don't eat it then" with this b*tch scowl on her face.