if only Odin Lloyd had a gun

[Diggle]

He could have protected himself

[T.D-Bag]

shit stirrer

Like the DJ on NJ 101.5 declaring "if only the mother from the NJ home invasion had a gun...."

[Kelly Green]

He COULD Have Had A Gun

He could have had a hell of a big gun. He could have had a gun that could bring down a dinosaur. He could have had a gun that shoots bullets that go through tanks.

Thats's the problem.

[Ellsworth]

Let me tell you something, pendejo!!

You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

[Riccardo]

yep another senseless death due to gun control loons

He could have protected himself

nm

[Riccardo]

high powered hunting rifles are a problem?

He could have had a hell of a big gun. He could have had a gun that could bring down a dinosaur. He could have had a gun that shoots bullets that go through tanks.

Thats's the problem.

Can you cite how many deaths per year are due to Barret 50 cal rifles??

[Kelly Green]

Well, Sparky...

All I have to do is get a carry permit, stick the gun under a couple of rolls of fat and you won't know where it is until I take it out and blow YOU away.

[Melchior]

All I have to do is get a carry permit, stick the gun under a couple of rolls of fat and you won't know where it is until I take it out and blow YOU away.

Bwah! Don't fuck with KGeezus.

[AthensEagle]

I wonder if anyone has ever been injured but not killed by a Barrett.

[slag]

KGeezus ... bwah!

We need a track list for the album.

The first cut is (Eat) On Sight.

[Riccardo]

doubtful

But as mythbusters have proven, you are perfectly safe only a few feet under water if someone is shooting one at you

[IronEagle]

I could while away the hours
Conferring with the flowers
Consulting with the sun
And my head I'll be scratching
While my thoughts were busy hatching
If I only had a gun

I'd unravel every riddle
For any indiv'ual
In trouble or in fun

With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
You could be another Lincon
If you only had a gun

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I've never thunk before
And then I'll sit and think some more

I would not be just a nothing
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all number one
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a gun.

{dance solo}

Gosh, it would be awful pleasin'
To reason out the reason
For things I've not begun
Then perhaps I'll deserve
And be even worthy of you
If I only had a gun