Gay corporate jargon du jour

[Riccardo]

Touch points. If I hear that one more time the AR15 is coming out a blazing

[Diggle]

our company is constantly asking us to "get granular" on every god damned thing

[IronEagle]

Touch points. If I hear that one more time the AR15 is coming out a blazing

"Circle back"

[Susquehanna Birder]

"I just wanted to touch base with you."

[slag]

Going forward you need to think outside the box and not alienate the stakeholders when setting a price point.

[Corkey_for_President]

Bandwidth

Touch points. If I hear that one more time the AR15 is coming out a blazing

"I'm sorry I don't have more bandwith (information) on that topic."

Hey! No problem! GO FUCK YOURSELF!

[Corkey_for_President]

Or the wannabes who like to act TV cop and say "reach out" to him...

[PackWest]

We're moving to the Cloud

http://www.atrixnet.com/bs-generator.html

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Do we see any showstoppers going forward?

aaaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhh kill kill killlllll

[D Leff]

It's all about promoting synergy and added value. And we don't outsource, we just expand our global footprint.

[Riccardo]

more gayness from a marketing presentatoon

"Heavy-up promotional efforts" and "diluting brand message"


Sickening!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Let's have a break out session and brainstorm this

[Two Gap Penetrator]

We're going to go around the room and.....

....introduce ourselves and say what it is you do for the company.

[Riccardo]

ugh... we had an offsite 2 weeks ago in Princeton

Had to get up in front of the 125 person crowd, pull a "get to know me" question out of a fishbowl and answer it on the spot. Ultimate gayety.

[stjoebirdsfan]

Had to get up in front of the 125 person crowd, pull a "get to know me" question out of a fishbowl and answer it on the spot. Ultimate gayety.

These baffle me. Anyone who doesn't detest icebreakers should be examined thoroughly.

Also, nothing worse than the forced office card-signing / birthday cake for some random you could give a sh*t about.