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  • You p*ssy gun nuts wouldn't pull a trigger anyway

    You'd be crying like a b*tch if someone broke in. You'd throw down your pistola so fast and throw your hands in the air. The whole reason you have a gun is because you're a SCARED b*tch!

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    Originally posted by Two Gap Penetrator View Post
    You'd be crying like a b*tch if someone broke in. You'd throw down your pistola so fast and throw your hands in the air. The whole reason you have a gun is because you're a SCARED b*tch!
    They all have this fantasy of confronting somebody like it's a Hollywood movie!
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    "We choose to go to the moon."

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    • #3
      Buncha bleeding vaginas
      WANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)

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      • #4
        Pretty much,lol. I pray I never have to use it.

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        • #5
          There comes a point where the marginal utility of threads such as this approaches zero.

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          • #6
            pffft....

            I thought the same thing first time I went deer hunting. Turned out didn't hesitate for a second
            "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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            • #7
              No way man. You should see my wife with her custom pink, pistol grip AK-47. After she chucks the flash-bang grenade she sleeps with under her pillow, she'll mow those dudes down like a blonde grim reaper.

              She used to keep a full-sized bowie knife on the bedstand until she realized that 'Castle Doctrine' doesn't let you scalp the assailant after you've taken them down.
              Last edited by AthensEagle; 07-03-2013, 10:21 AM.

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              • #8
                bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

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                • #9
                  eh the anti-gun nutz are just jealous

                  they know that when the shit hits the fan - i.e. the upcoming zombie apocalypse, they are gonna be the first to go down. Survival of the most heavily armed, babee!
                  "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                  • #10
                    Don't forget the CHUDs.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Diggle View Post
                      Buncha bleeding vaginas
                      It's the same dynamic with gun owning criminals and non criminal gun onwers.

                      Both want to bully people around and need a gun to do it because they have small penises. The law abiding ones are just a little less sociopathic!

                      Problem is that non socioptathic law abiding citizens get caught in the crossfire of the sociopathic wanna have a bigger penis d-bags.
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                      "We choose to go to the moon."

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                      • #12
                        Crossfire. Pffft. Collateral Damage happens. God will sort it out.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by AthensEagle View Post
                          Crossfire. Pffft. Collateral Damage happens. God will sort it out.
                          I remember back in the day when I had a paper route in Claymont, DE.

                          The District Manager who collected our money had a gun.

                          I would say he had a good reason to carry a gun because he handled a lot of money.

                          But the main purpose of the gun was intimidation. He had that gun laid out on the same table he was collecting our money from! Any one of use could easily have grabbed that thing and turned it against him.
                          Thankfully nothing bad ever happened.

                          Small Penises.
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                          "We choose to go to the moon."

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                          • #14
                            Carried a gun to intimidate paper boys? Your assessment sounds right on, Dr. Freud.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by D Leff View Post
                              Pretty much,lol. I pray I never have to use it.

                              You puss(i) couldn't roll with me and Hernandez. All I do is "clap-clap" fools.
                              500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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