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  • #1

    OT: Anna Benson

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    Anna showed up at Kris's house and walked through the unlocked garage door. She was carrying an extendable metal baton and a purse with a Taurus Judge five-shot revolver in it, and wearing an ammo belt—complete with knife—and a bulletproof vest. (Why was she wearing a bulletproof vest? She told the cops that it was "a new model she was testing for a company." She needed to wear it all the time so that it could mold to her body. Had nothing to do with her plans for Kris, you see.)
    http://deadspin.com/anna-benson-was-...lice-720189954

    And for good measure...



    I won't bother with the mugshot - it isn't pretty. Let's just remember Anna as she was
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  • #2
    Lone wolf?

    The judge is a serious handgun
    "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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    • #3
      Ref believes America should fear Anna Benson

      Hard to disagree
      Last edited by JuTMSY4; 07-10-2013, 09:22 AM.

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      • #4
        now, this is a good lesson

        Originally posted by JuTMSY4 View Post
        Ref believes America should fear Anna Benson

        Hard to disagree
        for all you younger guys: sure, sex with a bat-shit crazy girl is hot, but there's usually a price to pay.

        you have a great time for an hour a day (or so, fill in your own average), but then for the other 23 hours, you are living with all that crazy!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
          The judge is a serious handgun
          Bad ass gun. A pocket sized shotgun.

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          • #6
            Guns are dangerous

            to your appearance:

            BEFORE:



            AFTER:

            [/IMG]
            Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by slag View Post
              to your appearance:

              BEFORE:



              AFTER:

              [/IMG]
              Faces of meth?

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              • #8
                Nah, just no makeup. Meth face would be way worse.
                "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Melchior View Post
                  Nah, just no makeup. Meth face would be way worse.
                  Makeup can do some crazy shit.

                  Pornstars before and after makeup.

                  http://imgur.com/a/ynkv8
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                  Your Retarded

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
                    The judge is a serious handgun

                    Yep, ass kicker
                    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                    • #11
                      I bet you that was some good crazy pussy. Crazy pussy > new pussy > pussy
                      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                      • #12
                        Anna is well known here as having been married to the Emaciated Alien.

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                        • #13
                          Single, sane, hot. You are usually lucky to get two of three.

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                          • #14
                            I'd still smush her

                            Originally posted by udontknowme View Post
                            Single, sane, hot. You are usually lucky to get two of three.
                            With our without the vest on

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                            • #15
                              She was on America's Most Wanted in the 90's
                              http://deadspin.com/here-is-the-amer...-ann-777537612
                              Cowboys last SB win is old enough to drink beer

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