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bwah
I needed a laugh (just spent a fortune removing a 25 ton oak tree from my backyard yesterday and finishing up today).Last edited by slag; 07-17-2013, 11:37 AM.Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.Comment
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Bwahaha! You grew a sack!
Bwahahahaha!Comment
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I love tree work....
did they remove it by crane, why did it have to come down???Originally posted by slag View Post"I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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post of the yearWANGNUTIAN. (pronounced wang-nooshan, martian)Comment
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Ok, you're a tree guy so I'll give you more than you probably want:
Huge branch came off it that would have killed me chipping golfballs if it had fallen two hours earlier ... had 3 arborists evaluate it ... could have spent a shitload trying to save it and no guarantee another branch wouldn't come off ... plus the root system had fungus ... so we took it out.
Couldn't get to it with a crane (backyard) so they used ropes and human squirrels with chainsaws to take it down in sections.
Carried out the pieces by hand cart to chipper and crane truck in the street.
Stump grinder dude left 5 minutes ago.
Now I have to do a shitload of landscaping and they have to fix a section of fence they took out with one piece that didn't fall like they planned.Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.Comment
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IronEagle Came Over To My House Brandishing A Head...
It was empty."If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"Comment
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This is the equivalent of a fighter stumbling around, trying to hit the guy that just knocked the shit out of him.Originally posted by Kelly Green View Post"If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermikeComment
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Reminded me of George Constanza desperately trying to use his " Jerkstore" comeback to no avail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLjxp_86dKs
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Hit? You Want A HIT??
Listen, you moronic cretin, I don't need worthless little scuzzbag like you trying to critique my ability to insult somebody. In fact, when I put my mind to it, I'm probably the most original insult-artist on this Board.
I would give you a taste of my skills but I decided to take pity on someone whose mental acuity is so limited he would finish a poor second in any sort of test to a brain dead sand flea."If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"Comment
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I'll be your huckleberry. I am the most original insult-artist on this board.Originally posted by Kelly Green View Post500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.Comment
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He swings...he misses. Strike two.Comment
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Don't Tempt Me
You are NOT immune."If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"Comment
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