Kelly Green came over to my house brandishing a gunt!

[RSE]

Old Country Buffet called. They're running out of shrimp!

[Susquehanna Birder]

Sliced foul...and out of play.

[3rd & Inches]

You are NOT immune.

When it comes to insults, I play for blood KG. Just say when!

[Kelly Green]

Not Today

It's too damn hot to think.

[3rd & Inches]

It's too damn hot to think.

Whats the temp out there? Its been in the 98-105 range the past three weeks out here in the High Desert.

[Dr. Hiram Hippocrates]

I say to thee, lunger

When it comes to insults, I play for blood KG. Just say when!

Thou art so inebriated, thou can best no one in a contest of the fiery tounge. Astutely, I would state that you are likely viewing two of my persons. Eventus stultorum magister.

[Kelly Green]

The High Desert? As In Arizona?

As in 110 degrees with 5% humidity?

At this moment in Hatboro we have 94 degrees and 59% humidity -- tomorrow they're calling for at least 97 with humidity near 70% but getting higher as the day goes on and thundershowers are very possible.

Oh yeah -- I have to leave at 6:30 to cover a 7:30 baseball game (groan). Excuse me while I ice up the Gatorade.

[PackWest]

I think he's in SoCal

Lancaster/Palmdale area of Southern Cal is considered high desert.

Just a hop, skip and a burp away from the Mojave desert where they just celebrated the anniversary of setting the World Record for hottest spot on earth

I think they topped out at 134 F that day

[Kelly Green]

I Was A Bit Off In My Humidity

But not much...as of 1:30 this afternoon their time...

Bullhead City AZ -- 108 degrees, humity 12

Yuma 106 degrees, humidity 15

Gila Bend 110 degrees, humidity 16

And even Phoenix, the HIGH humidity locale ...

Temperature 101, humidity 22.

Quick, to my fellow Mid-Atlantic Board Brothers, anybody wanna trade them?

[Irish George]

I was going to stay out of this thread until...

Listen, you moronic cretin, I don't need worthless little scuzzbag like you trying to critique my ability to insult somebody. In fact, when I put my mind to it, I'm probably the most original insult-artist on this Board.

I would give you a taste of my skills but I decided to take pity on someone whose mental acuity is so limited he would finish a poor second in any sort of test to a brain dead sand flea.

...you decided to brag that you were the most creative insult artist on the board.

Not sure how somebody makes a statement like that and follows it up with that weak ass sand flea line.

for one thing, sand fleas know to go for the ankle, a human's most vulnerable spot for retaliatory swats. Not too dumb at all.

[Irish George]

You're a "bit off" all right.

[Kelly Green]

And You're Normal?

[Corkey_for_President]

What?

Thou art so inebriated, thou can best no one in a contest of the fiery tounge. Astutely, I would state that you are likely viewing two of my persons. Eventus stultorum magister.

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