Mick Jagger is 70

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Wow.

[Ellsworth]

and still gets laid 300 more times a year than i do.

#sadface

[Pete]

When the Stones played the Dome in early 90s

and still gets laid 300 more times a year than i do.

#sadface

I knew this chick he banged after the show. She was rather proud of her accomplishment.

Mick would have been 50 or so then and she was 18 or 19. Rock and Roll.

Love the hashtag.

[Drama Queen]

... and that's not counting how much pussy he's getting!

#PUNCH!