Let there be piss shot bets

[BigSlizz]

IE, I'm talking to you!

The framework here is that Maclin has to come back from his injury to have a "normal" length career. He's 25, so let's say he plays until he's 32.

If that happens, I say he has 10,000 yards and 100 TDs.

If he doesn't, I'll do a Paleo-friendly shot of piss at the 2020 board gayte.

Will you do the same if he does?

[IronEagle]

IE, I'm talking to you!

The framework here is that Maclin has to come back from his injury to have a "normal" length career. He's 25, so let's say he plays until he's 32.

If that happens, I say he has 10,000 yards and 100 TDs.

If he doesn't, I'll do a Paleo-friendly shot of piss at the 2020 board gayte.

Will you do the same if he does?

I don't drink bodily fluids with the exception of breast milk per Kelly Green's recommendation.

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

IE, I'm talking to you!

The framework here is that Maclin has to come back from his injury to have a "normal" length career. He's 25, so let's say he plays until he's 32.

If that happens, I say he has 10,000 yards and 100 TDs.

If he doesn't, I'll do a Paleo-friendly shot of piss at the 2020 board gayte.

Will you do the same if he does?

Get ready to change your handle to "Big Wizz"

[J_Cuz31]

100 Touchdowns?!?!?!?

You're crazy dude.

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

100 Touchdowns?!?!?!?

You're crazy dude.

I think Slizz means he will get 100 TD's when he starts playing in the Arena League.

[BigSlizz]

Eagles will let him walk at the end of his contract. The Rams will pick him up and he and Austin will be Wayne and Harrison for the next 6 years, while Bradford will earn a Flacco-esq extension.

You heard it here first.

[Drama Queen]

WTF? You want to do dong shots? Piss comes from the dong.

...and what if that dong was jacked the very morning you did your shot, BigJizz?

WTF...man.

Anyway, up the ante and tell IE you'll do KG dong shots.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Bwahahaha!

What is this????

[Drama Queen]

Wooooooooooo

Gotta love the BigSlizz!