Just witnessed a horrific vehicular crash in OC

[Irish George]

A three bicycle accident!

The spandex-clad "serious" biker blew through the intersection of 3rd and Corinthian, which was being crossed by two older women, meandering along slowly and two-abreast.

Spandex guy just SLAMS into the woman closest to him and knocks her bike into the third bike. Both women go down, one spilling the contents of her basket all over Corinthian, and other woman (not wearing a helmet) hit her head hard on the concrte and appeared to be in shock.

Meanwhile, the spandex man went over his handle bars and on the way down put his right leg between the spokes of his front wheel opening up a Mony Pythonesque gash and blood gush. He proceded to scream out in pain.

Paramedicas arrived and had to call for a second ambulance.

[TerpEagle]

A three bicycle accident!

The spandex-clad "serious" biker blew through the intersection of 3rd and Corinthian, which was being crossed by two older women, meandering along slowly and two-abreast.

Spandex guy just SLAMS into the woman closest to him and knocks her bike into the third bike. Both women go down, one spilling the contents of her basket all over Corinthian, and other woman (not wearing a helmet) hit her head hard on the concrte and appeared to be in shock.

Meanwhile, the spandex man went over his handle bars and on the way down put his right leg between the spokes of his front wheel opening up a Mony Pythonesque gash and blood gush. He proceded to scream out in pain.

Paramedicas arrived and had to call for a second ambulance.

That sucks. Some assholes give cyclists a bad name.

This is not victim blaming, but that's why I always wear a helmet. Too many other assholes out there.

[Drama Queen]

That sucks.

There are a lot of cyclist that ride in packs around here. Saw a pile up a few years ago, but not that bad.

[Riccardo]

Dope wasn't watching where he's going

Hopefully spandex guy was wearing a helmet?

[Drama Queen]

Strangely, he was sucking on a dong bottle before impact.

[FuriousXGeorge]

I once saw a guy on a bike chased down by a bunch of OCNJ cops. Like five or six police cars and more bike cops showed up over this. I couldn't quite hear what was going on so I wasn't sure what the big deal was until right at the end.

Bike dude goes, "Can't you just give me a ticket? I'm here with my family on vacation."
Cops all laugh loudly, "You just stole a police bike and you think you're walking away? You're going to County!"

What a dipshit.