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    If Eldrick cut a fart Jim Nance would say "the aroma ... it's magnificent ... the lifting of the leg ... unrivaled balance and form."

    Now Woods hits one in the fucking weeds from a bunker and I have to watch him take the swing again.

    Then a protracted shot of him from behind walking up the fairway.

    Nance: "That walk ... it's magnificent ... notice the way he puts his heel down and then perfectly pushes off with his toes."
    Last edited by slag; 08-03-2013, 04:46 PM.
    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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  • #2
    Hahaha

    OBT!
    "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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    • #3
      PS

      It was pretty funny to see that "DAMN IT" from Tiger after just missing that long putt from off the green on 15. He's only got a 7 shot lead...
      "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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      • #4
        Originally posted by slag View Post
        If Eldrick cut a fart Jim Nance would say "the aroma ... it's magnificent ... the lifting of the leg ... unrivaled balance and form."

        Now Woods hits one in the fucking weeds from a bunker and I have to watch him take the swing again.

        Then a protracted shot of him from behind walking up the fairway.

        Nance: "That walk ... it's magnificent ... notice the way he puts his heel down and then perfectly pushes off with his toes."

        During the british open, one announcer was talking about how broad and balanced Tiger's shoulders were.
        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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        • #5
          I get it ... he's the guy who keeps the casual viewer in the tent.

          But fuuuuuck me ... enough already!
          Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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          • #6
            "Tiger's shoulders are so proportional. Look at his lower back, he'll never have back problems when he ages. Most golfers have disproportioned shoulders."
            500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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            • #7
              Good thing you didn't watch the Golf Channel's coverage earlier before Tiger's tee time. All sorts of players on the course but they spent half their coverage showing Tiger on the practice tee gong thru his routine.

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