Not possible to choke the chicken this year

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Expectations are at an all-time low. I guess they could choke the chicken within a game if they somehow miraculously jump out to a lead. Let's say the other team fumbles a bunch of times or something. We'll see.

[Drama Queen]

...just looking for a foundation this year. That's it.

[DEERSPINE GUY]

I STILL HAVE THAT CHICKEN. DISPICABLE CREATURE HE IS. HE WILL MAKE AN APPEARANCE FOR AUTOGRAPHS AT OPENING DAY GAYTE HE WILL!

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Hahahaha!

Yes!

[D Leff]

It is not wise to underestimate the chicken.

[BigSlizz]

This.

I was listening to Sirius the other day, and they were talking about how defenses will learn to shut down the read option. Made me think that Chip will be trying out the giant play cards in the season, show teams too much, they'll figure him out, he'll be the next Steve Spurrier, and we'll have the first pick in the 2014 draft.

[Ellsworth]

no matter what, 100% of this season's venom from me is directed at Andy fucking Reid.

100%.

[Melchior]

I hope he opens the KC game with a bootleg PA bomb to DJax for a TD.