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    'things done changed'

    took kids school shopping yesterday. $175 for 2 pair of sneakers for a 1st and 4th grader.

    what the fuck just happened? since when do 6 and 9 year olds get Jordans and Lebrons??
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    Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
    took kids school shopping yesterday. $175 for 2 pair of sneakers for a 1st and 4th grader.

    what the fuck just happened? since when do 6 and 9 year olds get Jordans and Lebrons??

    You fucked up. You gotta watch Katt Williams. He took his 6yr old son (at the time) to footlocker to buy some shoes. He let his son try on a pair of Jordans. He then had his son run a 20 yard sprint inside the store while timing him. He told his son he did the sprint in 5 seconds.

    He then went to Payless shoes and let him try on some spider man shoes. Made the kid run another sprint, told him he did it in 4 seconds. The kid took the spiderman shoes and was happy.
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
      You fucked up. You gotta watch Katt Williams. He took his 6yr old son (at the time) to footlocker to buy some shoes. He let his son try on a pair of Jordans. He then had his son run a 20 yard sprint inside the store while timing him. He told his son he did the sprint in 5 seconds.

      He then went to Payless shoes and let him try on some spider man shoes. Made the kid run another sprint, told him he did it in 4 seconds. The kid took the spiderman shoes and was happy.
      Is that the definition of Hustlin'?
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      Your Retarded

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      • #4
        Yep...that or Kid Pimpin...
        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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        • #5
          Haha, that's great!!

          unfortunately, my kids are heavily influenced by some older kids on our street who hang out with them every day playing hoops at my house (and drinking all our soda and juice boxes). Anyway, these kids all have mad game, talk an even bigger game, and the oldest 1 has been home all summer and plays big time college BBall, so there's that as well. They both worship the oldest one and love that he hangs out with them. They think they're 'cool' or something.

          So, naturally, they have collectively been telling my kids to accept no substitues for lebron's or jordans no matter what me and my wife try to pull on them.

          Mission accomplished.
          Last edited by Ellsworth; 08-12-2013, 02:18 PM.

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          • #6
            pay the older kids to do your bidding

            Slip 'em a couple of bucks on the side and they'll be singing the praises of the Converse Chuck Taylors in no time.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
              Haha, that's great!!

              unfortunately, my kids are heavily influenced by some older kids on our street who hang out with them every day playing hoops at my house (and drinking all our soda and juice boxes). Anyway, these kids all have mad game, talk an even bigger game, and the oldest 1 has been home all summer and plays big time college BBall, so there's that as well. They both worship the oldest one and love that he hangs out with them. They think they're 'cool' or something.

              So, naturally, they have collectively been telling my kids to accept no substitues for lebron's or jordans no matter what me and my wife try to pull on them.

              Mission accomplished.

              Oh-shit, you that guy Ells?! Kids in your driveway all day, crushing your juiceboxes. You pull in the drive way from work, and the neighborhood kids yell, "Yo pops, WE out of Caprisuns!"
              500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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              • #8
                Ells should lace up his chuck taylors and challenge the best kid to game of HORSE.
                500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                • #9
                  Wow! Glad my kids don't care for basketball! A pair of DC skateboarding shoes are a bit cheaper...

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                  • #10
                    i could beat him in horse. i can stroke it. won a 3 point shooting contest in HS for grades 9-12. sunk 9 in a row in the finals to win going away.

                    #havesome!

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                    • #11
                      pretty much dead on balls accurate. we live at the end of the street so we roll the hoop out to the end of the driveway and they can play without many cars or thru traffic interfering.

                      i spend my night picking up wrappers, crushed cans, empty juice boxes hidden in our bushes and mailboxes, etc. but, it's good to host b/c i know my kids aren't out doing stuff they shouldn't (that's next summer).

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                      • #12
                        Pimipin'!

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                        • #13
                          Leave some 40's the fridge. Be THAT POPS!

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                          • #14
                            A Nike shoe store opened on main street Newark, DE around 1978-79. Remember those stand alone stores?

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                            • #15
                              I had one of those rollaway rims for my son. Some asshole high school kids, ripped the rim off hanging on it. #NEVERAGAIN!
                              500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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