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  • #16
    Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
    Slaggy Slag's in the motherfuckin house
    Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
    Igglephans in the motherfuckin house
    Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
    KG spoutin' bullshit all da doo da day
    Fact a the matter
    He just blather an' blather
    Couldn't get much fatter
    Eatin' raw cake batter
    This shit is real, ain't no Christmas Carol
    Got seventeen in my nine for that fish in a barrel
    Thinks the Sixers need a Wilt to roll up on a ring
    But ain't watched a game since the Pistons had Bing
    I ain't tryin' to trip ... gonna smoke up this ounce
    But I don't suffer no fools ... fuckin' bounce!
    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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    • #17
      Skills, baby !!! Skills !!!!

      Originally posted by IronEagle View Post
      Best shut U trap if it's KG U dissin'
      I don't take no crap since my 'mingo went missin'
      Living large Williamsburg in my classy time share
      Sittin out on the deck in my giant lawn chair
      I'm an outlaw, a bandit, the man in the mask
      Drink diet white birch beer straight out of my flask
      I'll go to your buffet, eat everything there
      With two words, "f*ck you" ços I really don't care.
      Don't care what U say 'cos my grammar's first class
      U make a mistake I go civil war on U ass
      Stay out of my posts, you snail slimy runt
      Make the wrong move, smother U with my gunt
      Strike one, strike two, U at the top of my list
      Get to strike three and U will not exist
      If U piss me off, I just go on higaytus
      Leave you all smellin' a big cloud of my flatus
      I think I see Nas and Rakim giving you a standing O. Good shit, IE
      The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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      • #18
        Holy shit, i'm dying over here

        Originally posted by slag View Post
        Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
        Slaggy Slag's in the motherfuckin house
        Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
        Igglephans in the motherfuckin house
        Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
        KG spoutin' bullshit all da doo da day
        Fact a the matter
        He just blather an' blather
        Couldn't get much fatter
        Eatin' raw cake batter
        This shit is real, ain't no Christmas Carol
        Got seventeen in my nine for that fish in a barrel
        Thinks the Sixers need a Wilt to roll up on a ring
        But ain't watched a game since the Pistons had Bing
        I ain't tryin' to trip ... gonna smoke up this ounce
        But I don't suffer no fools ... fuckin' bounce!
        bwaaaaaaaah !!!!!!
        The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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        • #19
          Classic! I need to hear this performed live!
          500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by slag View Post
            Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
            Slaggy Slag's in the motherfuckin house
            Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
            Igglephans in the motherfuckin house
            Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay
            KG spoutin' bullshit all da doo da day
            Fact a the matter
            He just blather an' blather
            Couldn't get much fatter
            Eatin' raw cake batter
            This shit is real, ain't no Christmas Carol
            Got seventeen in my nine for that fish in a barrel
            Thinks the Sixers need a Wilt to roll up on a ring
            But ain't watched a game since the Pistons had Bing
            I ain't tryin' to trip ... gonna smoke up this ounce
            But I don't suffer no fools ... fuckin' bounce!

            We got Poppa-Doc, B-rabbit in the house! I'm still shouting fuck the Freeworld!!
            500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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            • #21
              This thread is dope!
              Last edited by Drama Queen; 08-15-2013, 12:02 PM.

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              • #22
                Hahah.. hilarious

                I think 3in, slag and IE need to perform these live @ the gayte
                "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                • #23
                  HELL YEAH!!!!

                  Dope beats and lyrics, no beepers needed!
                  "I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte

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                  • #24
                    My beats undropable
                    My flow unstoppable
                    KG mayo avalanche
                    unmopable
                    Running sh#t like Octavius
                    Eat more 'mingos than Barkevius
                    Accuse my boys of stealing sammiches
                    Yo my motives are mad devious
                    I rep the 23188
                    Diggle knows that he can't hate
                    Busch Gardens in my hood
                    Took Chatham Books there on a date
                    Last edited by McCarthy12; 08-15-2013, 01:02 PM.
                    "Listen to McCarthy" - Art Vandelay

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                    • #25
                      "Teach You How to Smash" from the Uncle 3I Green Album

                      (check, check one, Fucka T-Pain don't need no singing on my ish!)


                      Pistol grip pump from my lap at all times,
                      leader of the new school
                      watch how I busta rhyme.
                      Running out the bank
                      duffle bag full of cash.
                      Igglephans freestyle
                      teachin suckas how to smash.

                      Called up Sellen
                      got head on the first date,
                      took my time, showed 2GAP
                      how to penetrate.
                      Celebrated early
                      Djaxed the condom on the goal line.
                      Board mafia member,
                      wake up next to a Deerspine.
                      IN ALL CAPS,
                      I'M GOING GUN NUTZ ON YOU WANGNUTZ!!!
                      Team ain't been the same since
                      Jeremy Bloom got cut...
                      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                      • #26
                        Awwwwwwww shit !!! Lyrics !!!

                        You askin what's next,
                        son don't even try to flex,
                        one wrong move,
                        i'll have you cowards scratchin ya necks,
                        like Ty Biggums,
                        when I get em,
                        white boys tell me I'm bitchin'
                        where the fuck is KG,
                        I got aramingos to give him,
                        CCPete try to debate,
                        when I come to the gayte,
                        spray him in the face with mace,
                        then I make him fellate,
                        High School Harry,
                        pretty damn scary,
                        when it's goin down,
                        you hatin Mike Vick,
                        we gon' drown you in a bucket clown,
                        suckas better believe it,
                        take cover when they sees us,
                        I ODB this shit,
                        call me Big Baby Jesus
                        The truth is incontrovertible. Malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is - Winston Churchill

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                        • #27
                          I thought "dropping a hot sixteen" was a euphemism for KG taking a shit.
                          "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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                          • #28
                            I KNOW I'M AN OLD DUDE, X- HIPPIE IF YOU WILL, WHAT THE HELL IS A HOT 16? GUESS I AM A SIMP, YO.

                            EDIT YO, OH AFTER ACTUALLY CHECKIN OUT THIS THREAD I GET IT. THERE'S A MINUTE AND A HALF OF MY LIFE I'LL NEVER GET BACK.
                            Last edited by DEERSPINE GUY; 08-15-2013, 04:31 PM.
                            "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Melchior View Post
                              I thought "dropping a hot sixteen" was a euphemism for KG taking a shit.
                              NICE.
                              "LIFE IS FULL OF 4TH AND 1 DECISIONS, CHOOSE YOUR NEXT CROSSROADS WISELY.

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                              • #30
                                Hahah love it bro

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