I'm about to drop a hot sixteen (freestyle for you simps)

[slag]

bwah ... you Flo like Progressive!

[McCarthy12]

haha!

[3rd & Inches]

J-Dugg read this thread and learn something.

(check, check one, Fucka T-Pain don't need no singing on my ish!)


Pistol grip pump from my lap at all times,
leader of the new school
watch how I busta rhyme.
Running out the bank
duffle bag full of cash.
Igglephans freestyle
teachin suckas how to smash.

Called up Sellen
got head on the first date,
took my time, showed 2GAP
how to penetrate.
Celebrated early
Djaxed the condom on the goal line.
Board mafia member,
wake up next to a Deerspine.
IN ALL CAPS,
I'M GOING GUN NUTZ ON YOU WANGNUTZ!!!
Team ain't been the same since
Jeremy Bloom got cut...

True M.C.s

[WeflyHigh]

Man drop that funky fresh beat so my homies can bus a hardcore rap battle on these mark ass busta's.

[inkdrop]

BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

12 years on this bored and this the best thread ever. It should be a sticky. I'm fucking die'n here....couldn't stop laughing. Wife ran into to ask if I was ok.

Brilliant gentlemen. Simply brilliant.

[Phoward12]

12 years on this bored and this the best thread ever. It should be a sticky. I'm fucking die'n here....couldn't stop laughing. Wife ran into to ask if I was ok.

Brilliant gentlemen. Simply brilliant.

If you missed it, you should probably check this out, one of these was made into a video.

http://igglephans.com/iggboard/showp...96&postcount=1

JD could learn a thing or two from KG.

[inkdrop]

If you missed it, you should probably check this out, one of these was made into a video.

http://igglephans.com/iggboard/showp...96&postcount=1

JD could learn a thing or two from KG.

I giggled at that thread earlier. But this thread is a straight up bored masterpiece. So much igglephans history put into lyrical form. Name the gate these rhymes be flowing and ill have make the journey.

[JDuggernaut]

True M.C.s

Nice. I'll give it a go.

Chip Kelly's got me sold. Only took a little while
Thought of Vick, Jax, and Shady made me crack a smile
Then the team laid down like a bunch of floor tiles
Til Nicky Six fucked D's like he founded Second Mile

2014's lookin good, could it maybe our year?
At least Chung done got the hell up outta here
The Boys and the Giants are both in our rear view mirror
And the Skins are still goin down the fuckin trail of Tears

Get better D Backs, keep D Jax, and we'll be in the playoffs
The NFC East is gonna be another cake walk
Our rivals have no chance, they should all get laid off
Or draft Michael Sam, and challenge us to a bake off

(cause he's gay ya know, and can probably bake like a woman)

[Loki]

Seen a wangnut with a tent

hope that mothafucka didn't rent it
cause it be flyin away and away
draggin four across the concrete
saw some shoes flying off some little feet
one all thick like my turgid meat
while he screamed at under age bitches
flashed their tits left me in stitches
stole their table full of chip bags
while a bug eyed boy cried like a little fag
pella salesman too drunk to deal yo
and the muscle man turned out to be a ho
shook some hands like a dead assed fish
while wangnut di tutti wangunt ate up a pepper full of piss
best day here when they all ran away
to the island of misfit posters that awesome day

[3rd & Inches]

hope that mothafucka didn't rent it
cause it be flyin away and away
draggin four across the concrete
saw some shoes flying off some little feet
one all thick like my turgid meat
while he screamed at under age bitches
flashed their tits left me in stitches
stole their table full of chip bags
while a bug eyed boy cried like a little fag
pella salesman too drunk to deal yo
and the muscle man turned out to be a ho
shook some hands like a dead assed fish
while wangnut di tutti wangunt ate up a pepper full of piss
best day here when they all ran away
to the island of misfit posters that awesome day

That's what I'm talking about Lokster!

[Irish George]

holy crap great thread

Thinks the Sixers need a Wilt to roll up on a ring
But ain't watched a game since the Pistons had Bing

WOOOOOOO that is quality.

[RSE]

Quality work men.

I got nothing.

[Eagle In Ohio]

Aight, son

I showed up at the gayte
10-20 was the date
and the hours that I drove
it was somethin like eight
and that pepper that I ate
it was hotter than a muh'fucka
I'm back in the booth
knockin out some more suckas
I step up
they step down like Leno
These cats is mad wack
like a JDug demo
at next year's gayte
3I you gotta go
I'll bring the Hennesy
IG will bring the hoes

[Irish George]

OK my lame attempt

by the way...Pack West's is awesume. OK hand me da mic

OK...second whitest after Tennessee drawl boy

They call me IG Im the ole skool MC
I Like to discuss my turds, gas and pee
No subject's taboo unless I don't like you
Dats when I slay you stiff like Magoo's poo
I dont like guns dont need em with my words
I wrote how Klotz once skooled Larry Bird
When n00bs come around that's when I get down
and wax poetic bout the corn in my brown
Or a Wangnut chirps about defending some maroon
Dats when I squeeze neck and stick Adidas up wazoo
You think to can post in every thread from Ay to zee
We rip you a new one like fat dork from tennessee
They call us Igglephans and yeah we eat our young
IF we get bored we rap wit Slag about our dung
KG hate dat.. 'bout his 'Mingo he'd rather squawk
when he gets beat like drum he take a long walk
on high gay tuss he will go... albeit very slow
like a Red Robin rib rack thru his veins wit mayo
We eat trolls for lunch make em cringe cry and quivah
we punch posts wit more holes than Jerruh Jones liver
We dont like foreskinz goin native people racial
make me wanna give em all a brass knuckle facial
Not to take it nagitive I'd rather rhyme 'bout joy
like two young Asian women who do not care for boy
or a deep fried turkey in a boilin' greasy vat
or a failed Jrice shotgun on da asphalt goes splatt
we used to laff bout Jackass crew's sloshed up feat
til King went on da wagon now all they do is skeet
so we pound down tomato pie and Zubazz kilt deer
and we cook up a pot of clams in exotic craft beer
den we go in Link and we watch da Birds soar
or more den likely crash an burn on fucked up turf floor
but at least Banner gone and Fat Fuck in Kaycee
almost good as sex for us or for KG grayvee

WORD

(mic drop)

[Eagle In Ohio]

Yeaaaaaaaah, son !!!!!!

by the way...Pack West's is awesume. OK hand me da mic

OK...second whitest after Tennessee drawl boy

They call me IG Im the ole skool MC
I Like to discuss my turds, gas and pee
No subject's taboo unless I don't like you
Dats when I slay you stiff like Magoo's poo
I dont like guns dont need em with my words
I wrote how Klotz once skooled Larry Bird
When n00bs come around that's when I get down
and wax poetic bout the corn in my brown
Or a Wangnut chirps about defending some maroon
Dats when I squeeze neck and stick Adidas up wazoo
You think to can post in every thread from Ay to zee
We rip you a new one like fat dork from tennessee
They call us Igglephans and yeah we eat our young
IF we get bored we rap wit Slag about our dung
KG hate dat.. 'bout his 'Mingo he'd rather squawk
when he gets beat like drum he take a long walk
on high gay tuss he will go... albeit very slow
like a Red Robin rib rack thru his veins wit mayo
We eat trolls for lunch make em cringe cry and quivah
we punch posts wit more holes than Jerruh Jones liver
We dont like foreskinz goin native people racial
make me wanna give em all a brass knuckle facial
Not to take it nagitive I'd rather rhyme 'bout joy
like two young Asian women who do not care for boy
or a deep fried turkey in a boilin' greasy vat
or a failed Jrice shotgun on da asphalt goes splatt
we used to laff bout Jackass crew's sloshed up feat
til King went on da wagon now all they do is skeet
so we pound down tomato pie and Zubazz kilt deer
and we cook up a pot of clams in exotic craft beer
den we go in Link and we watch da Birds soar
or more den likely crash an burn on fucked up turf floor
but at least Banner gone and Fat Fuck in Kaycee
almost good as sex for us or for KG grayvee

WORD

(mic drop)

Jersey stand up !!!!!!