I'm about to drop a hot sixteen (freestyle for you simps)

[3rd & Inches]

by the way...Pack West's is awesume. OK hand me da mic

OK...second whitest after Tennessee drawl boy

They call me IG Im the ole skool MC
I Like to discuss my turds, gas and pee
No subject's taboo unless I don't like you
Dats when I slay you stiff like Magoo's poo
I dont like guns dont need em with my words
I wrote how Klotz once skooled Larry Bird
When n00bs come around that's when I get down
and wax poetic bout the corn in my brown
Or a Wangnut chirps about defending some maroon
Dats when I squeeze neck and stick Adidas up wazoo
You think to can post in every thread from Ay to zee
We rip you a new one like fat dork from tennessee
They call us Igglephans and yeah we eat our young
IF we get bored we rap wit Slag about our dung
KG hate dat.. 'bout his 'Mingo he'd rather squawk
when he gets beat like drum he take a long walk
on high gay tuss he will go... albeit very slow
like a Red Robin rib rack thru his veins wit mayo
We eat trolls for lunch make em cringe cry and quivah
we punch posts wit more holes than Jerruh Jones liver
We dont like foreskinz goin native people racial
make me wanna give em all a brass knuckle facial
Not to take it nagitive I'd rather rhyme 'bout joy
like two young Asian women who do not care for boy
or a deep fried turkey in a boilin' greasy vat
or a failed Jrice shotgun on da asphalt goes splatt
we used to laff bout Jackass crew's sloshed up feat
til King went on da wagon now all they do is skeet
so we pound down tomato pie and Zubazz kilt deer
and we cook up a pot of clams in exotic craft beer
den we go in Link and we watch da Birds soar
or more den likely crash an burn on fucked up turf floor
but at least Banner gone and Fat Fuck in Kaycee
almost good as sex for us or for KG grayvee

WORD

(mic drop)

You sonofabitch!! I'm dying over here. My kids just ran down the stairs to check on me. Holy shit! We have to put these lyrics to beat and get the shit on tape.
"Not to take it nagitive I'd rather rhyme 'bout joy
like two young Asian women who do not care for boy!" was fucking awesome.


Its funny that people who don't understand this bored is gonna think what the fuck does that mean.


You had me at "hand me the mic".

[3rd & Inches]

Yes!!