who is boffing Cristina Lurie???

[Irish George]

TGP's reference to Lurie's bride got me thinking: somebody's got to be plowing his ex, right?

Guys...she nicked the Big forehead for half his fortune!

Somebody's got to take one for the Igglephans team here, right?

Im thinkin DSG

[Pete]

Whoever it is

TGP's reference to Lurie's bride got me thinking: somebody's got to be plowing his ex, right?

Guys...she nicked the Big forehead for half his fortune!

Somebody's got to take one for the Igglephans team here, right?

Im thinkin DSG

needs to work in a high-five/forehead slap during the act.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Deerspine would be thrust in Philadelphia's high society. No more p*ssing into a plastic bag lined cardboard box behind a pickup truck door!

[Susquehanna Birder]

How does she feel about parking lot maple jalapeņo chicken? And can she gobble? (Heh.)

[Irish George]

I think they make a nice couple

Deerspine would be thrust in Philadelphia's high society. No more p*ssing into a plastic bag lined cardboard box behind a pickup truck door!

she could bring his input to the board room, such as "we need to think about legalizing piss buckets in the parking lot."

[DEERSPINE GUY]

Deerspine would be thrust in Philadelphia's high society. No more p*ssing into a plastic bag lined cardboard box behind a pickup truck door!

BUCKET WOULD BE LINED WITH GOLD THEN A PLASTIC BAG BEHIND THE TRUCK.

[Irish George]

admit it, dude

you would ride that like the Clementon Lake Park roller coaster.

[RSE]

I'll tell you what, I've been going through women this summer like you go through adult ass wipes. I wish I did this well when I was 20.

[Irish George]

whats up wit dat?

Women are a lot different now. Many more chicks who are like guys but with indoor plumbing. Gotta love it.

[Two Gap Penetrator]

What's it like putting your stink rod in......

JERRUH!

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

TGP's reference to Lurie's bride got me thinking: somebody's got to be plowing his ex, right?

Guys...she nicked the Big forehead for half his fortune!

Somebody's got to take one for the Igglephans team here, right?

Im thinkin DSG

I bet shes into cuckoling

[RSE]

I feel like Jerry Seinfeld; a woman tells me she doesn't want to see me any more, or that she's moving out of state, and I'm saying "Ok. See ya!"

[Irish George]

Everything has changed

I was out of circulation for about 18 years. No internet then, gender equity for pay hadn't caught on to today's level, nutrition and workouts weren't so prevalent to allow a generation of 40-somethings to strive for role model J-Lo perfection = some ballsy and hard-working chicks. Who are hot. Love it.

[Irish George]

No ther nominations???

Deerspine would be thrust in Philadelphia's high society. No more p*ssing into a plastic bag lined cardboard box behind a pickup truck door!

Come on Gapster!!! Come on Riccardo, Loki, et al....

[DEERSPINE GUY]

you would ride that like the Clementon Lake Park roller coaster.

I'D GIVE HER THE BEST 17 SECONDS SHE EVER HAD.

GO AHEAD SAY IT, YOU CAN LAST THAT LONG?