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  • if you're going to start a fart thread

    you might want to keep your post down to less than "War and Peace" length to tell "two guys farted at the urinal."

    that said, ever feel one coming on in the shower? Cup your hand over your ass crack and let the water collect there. Then blow it out through the H2O. Its a gas!
    Last edited by Irish George; 08-16-2013, 11:07 AM.
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    Sorry

    I'm a storyteller type, I like to set the scene before the big payoff, though it really did just amount to harassing the intern.

    My wife complains about this all the time to, that I never get to the point.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Irish George View Post
        you might want to keep your post down to less than "War and Peace" length to tell "two guys farted at the urinal."

        that said, ever feel one coming on in the shower? Cup your hand over your ass crack and let the water collect there. Then blow it out through the H2O. Its a gas!

        You better search the rap thread that went down two days ago. It featured
        MC Iron "Desert" Eagle, Too Short McCarthy, DJ EIO, Slag the Hat Shitter, and Uncle 3I.

        I was waiting for you to bless us with your lyrical rap skills.
        500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
          You better search the rap thread that went down two days ago. It featured
          MC Iron "Desert" Eagle, Too Short McCarthy, DJ EIO, Slag the Hat Shitter, and Uncle 3I.

          I was waiting for you to bless us with your lyrical rap skills.
          When I wrote my bit in that thread I did it with having the sound of KG's voice in my mind the whole time. haha

          For a moment, I WAS KG... but with better rhyming skills and less concern for grammar.
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          • #6
            Originally posted by IronEagle View Post
            When I wrote my bit in that thread I did it with having the sound of KG's voice in my mind the whole time. haha

            And it was a work of art. I've probably mumbled "mingo went missin" a hundred times today.
            500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
              And it was a work of art. I've probably mumbled "mingo went missin" a hundred times today.
              You had a great idea with that thread. Stuff like that is when this board is at it's best. It's our differentiator. Glad to see we still have a bunch of creative people and those with a sense of humor. You can talk football anywhere.
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              • #8
                Originally posted by IronEagle View Post
                Stuff like that is when this board is at it's best. It's our differentiator. Glad to see we still have a bunch of creative people and those with a sense of humor.
                Note: Fart threads are included in these kudos.

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                • #9
                  tht was the payoff???

                  Originally posted by Phoward12 View Post
                  I'm a storyteller type, I like to set the scene before the big payoff, though it really did just amount to harassing the intern.

                  My wife complains about this all the time to, that I never get to the point.
                  I thought it was the admission that you blasted them from your cube from time to time.
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                  May 7, 2010




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                  • #10
                    I'm NOT the lyrical Jesse James

                    Originally posted by 3rd & Inches View Post
                    You better search the rap thread that went down two days ago. It featured
                    MC Iron "Desert" Eagle, Too Short McCarthy, DJ EIO, Slag the Hat Shitter, and Uncle 3I.

                    I was waiting for you to bless us with your lyrical rap skills.
                    I rap like a white guy not named Marshal Mathers
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                    May 7, 2010




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                    • #11
                      BWAHAHA

                      True Dat!!!
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