The only thing that will cheer me up after this is Wino Man!

[TRENT]

Or Wonderful Wino


36 - 24, hips about 30

I seen a fine lady
And I started talkin' dirty

Boy, she looked over at me
And she raised her thumb

She said: "Jam down the road
You bum ba bum bum!
I'm a wino man,
Don't you know I am?

[BirdBrawn]

Woooo, love it!

I've been drinkin' all night till my eyes got red
Stumbled on the gutter and busted my head
Bugs in my zoot suit, been scratchin' like a dog
I can't stand no water and I stink like a hog

[TRENT]

I went out to the country......

and while I was gone...

I lost control of my bodily functions
on a Roller headed ladies front lawn!

but I can help myself..Im and eagles fan!

Im gonna drink drink drink till the defense looks goooood!