Yo, Hippocrates, You Traitorous HYPOCRITE!!!

[Kelly Green]

Eli Manning??? ELI-F*CKING-MANNING?? You draft that Big Applelot cretin?

And Hakeem Nix?

And Fred Davis?

And Kai Forbath?

Have fun PRAYING that the Eagles division opponents have fantastic weeks just so you can win, you moronic reject from the human race!

[Loki]

Says the man who drafted A FUCKING COWBOY

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Who are we talking about?

IronEagle?

[CbEagle]

I don't think KG has been paying attention if he is referring to the Good Doctor!

[Kelly Green]

Like SHIT!!

I didn't draft any Eagles opponents, asshole!

You're talking ancient histoiry, moron, and that was an automatic pick because I was late.

Oh yeah -- fuck you.

[Phoward12]

I'm going to address this with my regular name, speaking about fantasy football in the good doctor's prose isn't easy.

KG, I've seen you accused of not paying attention if it isn't about you. For about the 80th time, I'm not an Eagles fan. I think everyone on the board is aware of this by now except you.

Now to address the picks in question. Yes, I took Eli Manning as my backup QB. I also drafter Aaron Rodgers...how many weeks do you think Eli is playing? Yes, I drafted Fred Davis which would make sense since I'm a Skins fan, but again, considering I also have Jimmy Graham, how many weeks do you think Fred is going to be in the lineup?

Forbath..again, Skins fan. Washington should have a pretty good offense and the guy made 94% of his FG attempts last season, including setting the record for most made attempts to start a career. Not regretting that pick.

Last is Nicks...value pick. In a league with so many Eagles fans who refuse to pick NFC East opponents players, there was bound to be value plays here and there. My only totally off limits players are Romo, and the Dallas defense. If Dez Bryant had been around in rounds 3/4, I would have been all over it. Some of your fellow Eagles fans felt the same way.

Now I will give you this. No one, but no one, can match KG for blind homerism. Zach Ertz in the 7th round?

And let's not forget, KG also got the first Snickers sponsored sleeper, which was hilarious.

[Kelly Green]

Shove It Up Your Ass

I picked the player, not the title. I didn't even know about the stupid Sleeper "award" -- but if somebody else thinks it was a good pick -- EXCELLENT!!

As for Ertz, he has excellent hands, Kelly uses a lot of tight ends and his chances of helping my team are light years better than Manning helping yours!

[Kelly Green]

He's Fair Game

If he's going to attack me I'm going to fire back!

[BigSlizz]

Backup TE outperforming a Super Bowl MVP. You'd better hope the brass doesn't see this, or you'll be on field hockey for life!

[BigSlizz]

I would respect the hell out of this post if you showed up at the fist gayte this season.

[IronEagle]

Kelly Green is upset about a foreskinner picking a Vagiant? Calling him a TRAITOR?

Hmmm. Why would Kelly Green be upset about a foreskinner being a traitor?

Perhaps it's because Kelly Green himself feels that picking against the foreskins is a traitorious act.

Doesn't Kelly Green have some connection to a High School that calls itself the foreskins?

I'm sensing that Kelly Burgundy has returned.

[tjl88]

Spot on.

Kelly Green is upset about a foreskinner picking a Vagiant? Calling him a TRAITOR?

Hmmm. Why would Kelly Green be upset about a foreskinner being a traitor?

Perhaps it's because Kelly Green himself feels that picking against the foreskins is a traitorious act.

Doesn't Kelly Green have some connection to a High School that calls itself the foreskins?

I'm sensing that Kelly Burgundy has returned.

He also drafted Bryce Brown. He'll be clapping like a school girl every time McCoy gets hit.

[Irish George]

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Eli Manning??? ELI-F*CKING-MANNING?? You draft that Big Applelot cretin?

And Hakeem Nix?

And Fred Davis?

And Kai Forbath?

Have fun PRAYING that the Eagles division opponents have fantastic weeks just so you can win, you moronic reject from the human race!

Wahtever you say Romo Breath!!!

[Irish George]

bwahahahaha

I picked the player, not the title. I didn't even know about the stupid Sleeper "award" -- but if somebody else thinks it was a good pick -- EXCELLENT!!

As for Ertz, he has excellent hands, Kelly uses a lot of tight ends and his chances of helping my team are light years better than Manning helping yours!

I love it how you get your ass tighter than Jlo's dress over some fantasy draft.

[Kelly Green]

I Don't Own This Place

I can't look into posters' real identities, where they come from, what other names they use and other assorted information that the owner of this Board has at his fingertips.

I don't spend every waking minute on this Board, so if this asshole is a Deadskins' fan he should have the balls to identify himself instead of hiding behind another alias.

As for "Kelly Burgundy" -- you don't want to go there, Boss. I have enjoyed our cease fire -- but you know damn well NOBODY on this Board bleeds green any more than me.As much, yes -- but MORE? No way.

If you would rather return to open warfare, I'm ready -- but I'm betting you don't.