Yo Slag

[Irish George]

what's up, Counselor?

I just took a massive shit after my first cup of coffee.

Massive.

[slag]

My tee shot is taking a massive shit on me.

And gettin' old ain't for sissies.

My wife asked me if I wanted to go upstairs and have sex the other day and I told her: "I don't know if I can do both."

[AthensEagle]

#releasethekraken

[Riccardo]

speaking of massive craps

what's up, Counselor?

I just took a massive shit after my first cup of coffee.

Massive.

Stopped in rest stop on way down to Wildwood yesterday. Go in a stall and there's a turd that was like 3 in in diameter and 6 in long. So hard it wouldn't even flush. .must've been like giving birth

[Drama Queen]

Both? She had a friend with her? You fuckin' stud!

Boom Boom Cha!

[Franks N Beans]

Getting old does suck

My idea of foreplay with Mrs. Franks is telling her to "brace herself".