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    ...you hit those wiffle ball golf balls in your back yard.

    My dad used to do that all the time and I would shag 'em for him. I have taken to hitting them myself. Not a bad way to work on your swing in a confined space.
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  • #2
    Fuck those pieces of shit ... in a slight breeze, you might as well hit dandelions.
    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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    • #3
      yeah plus they split and deform too easily

      Originally posted by slag View Post
      Fuck those pieces of shit ... in a slight breeze, you might as well hit dandelions.
      I just hit old balls from my bag. If they fly into the woods who cares
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      • #4
        I hit those solid rubber and solid plastic shits.

        Put a leaf guard in my top roof back gutter ... not for leaves but so they roll back on the lawn when I hit them on the roof as my target line.
        Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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        • #5
          I always use my old 7 iron and hit weeds, cigarette butts, or rocks.
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          • #6
            DAMN SKIPPITY, WHEN I WAS PLAYIN I DID. WHEN I COULDN'T GET OUT AND THE WEATHER WAS RIGHT, I WACKED THE SHIT OUT OF EM. WORKED FOR ME, HELPED ME STAY IN HIGH 70'S CONSISTENTLY. LEARNED HOW TO HOOK, HIT IT LOW AGAINST THE WIND AND DUCK HOOK WHEN I WANTED TO. I HAD A NATURAL SLICE, IT WASN'T EASY HOOKIN THAT BITCH, BEING A LEFTY HITTING RIGHT HANDED.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Irish George View Post
              ...you hit those wiffle ball golf balls in your back yard.

              My dad used to do that all the time and I would shag 'em for him. I have taken to hitting them myself. Not a bad way to work on your swing in a confined space.
              of course I do, why would it be a bad thing?

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              • #8
                Wiggle golf balls are, to quote a golfer I'm very close to, as useless as tits on a bull.

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                • #9
                  Never. If you don't have the room, practice chipping with real golf balls instead--it will do more for your full swing and your game.
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                  • #10
                    If that golfer is referring to whiffle ball golf balls, he/she's correct.

                    However, there are some restricted flight rubber and plastic ones that are perfectly fine to practice a full swing, if you have 20-50 yards to hit in.
                    Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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