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  • Igglephans Suicide Pool VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

    The Igglephans Suicide Pool is inexplicably back for an 8th year. As always, here are the copied/pasted rules from previous years, but with a couple additions/modifications:

    - Each week, you pick a single NFL team that you think will win its game. How hard is that?

    - You can only pick each team once throughout the season.

    - If your team wins, you continue on and make another pick the next week. If your team does not win, you're out of the pool and you probably go into a pretty serious depression. Substance abuse problems. Alienation from family and friends. So choose your teams wisely, gang.

    - Email your picks to igglephans.pool@gmail.com by Saturday night (or earlier if you pick a Saturday or Thursday game). Basically, your pick needs to be in before your team's game starts, and earlier is better.

    - ALWAYS include your screen name along with your pick.

    - If a pick is in late, it's entirely at my discretion whether or not to accept it. Basically, if it's in the mailbox before the game in question begins, I'll count it, but try to get them in ASAP so I have time to enter them ahead of time and so everyone else can see your pick.

    - Picks and results will be posted at the same URL as last year: http://tinyurl.com/igglephans-sp

    - If you don't see your pick posted in a timely manner, don't worry. Some days I'll get them turned around in minutes, but other times it may be hours or even days. If you send me your pick and you notice me posting other people's picks and yours still isn't up, give me a shout.

    - If anyone strongly prefers using the board's email function to send in your picks rather than emailing picks to igglephans.pool@gmail.com directly, please do so by sending a board email (not "private message") to the member "Suicide Pool" (not rjohns02).

    - What does the winner get for his/her hard work and dumb luck? Probably just bragging rights. Maybe the admins can put some sort of "flair" on his or her account, I don't know how this internet thing works. I do, however, reserve the right to send a super crappy prize to the winner. The 2006 and 2007 winners did not receive their crappy prizes until August 2008, and the 2008/2009/2010 winners got nothing until August 2011, and the 2011 and 2012 winners still have nothing, so if by some wacky stroke of luck you should actually win, you might not want to hold your breath.

    - Good luck, jagoffs.

  • #2
    I want an autographed picture of a shirtless Kelly Burgundy.
    500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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    • #3
      I'm the reigning champ. I'd like my Watkins-aurographed box of Twinkies mailed to me ASAP.

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      • #4
        Can we sticky this?

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        • #5
          If you have to read the instructions more than once, you should just quit.
          The Eagles are boneheads. This is one of the top 10 biggest bonehead trades in the history of the NFL. - Chris Cooley 9/15/2010

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          • #6
            For other people who may not have seen it... I know that everyone doesn't check the bored each day...

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            • #7
              Bump for all you losers who haven't entered yet.

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              • #8
                Damn straight.

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                • #9
                  Suicide historical facts are funny. Still have never had anyone make the whole season. A lot of us losers get eliminated in the first few weeks.

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                  • #10
                    Since I didn't get any picks in this weekend, give me the Eagles tonight.
                    -Slizz of Wangnutz

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                    • #11
                      I demand that the 2012 pool reflect the true champion. Myself and Trogs were the final 2...he chose Wash and I chose Pitt. They played head to head that week and the Stillers smashed the Foreskins.

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