If you are too goddamn cheap to spring for the Geigh Visor...

[Irish George]

...or you want to sell us on the plausible and politically correct "I couldn't find one," here's the deal.

Take your rattiest old Iggle hat that you would give to a homeless guy and borrow mommy's big girl sissors and make your own Geigh Visor. It doesn't even have to be an Iggle hat. But it does have to be a Geigh Visor.

[Riccardo]

The original Gay visor

Hahah

[DEERSPINE GUY]

...or you want to sell us on the plausible and politically correct "I couldn't find one," here's the deal.

Take your rattiest old Iggle hat that you would give to a homeless guy and borrow mommy's big girl sissors and make your own Geigh Visor. It doesn't even have to be an Iggle hat. But it does have to be a Geigh Visor.

YEEAH, AH, NO.