Confidential to Diggle

[Dim Bulb]

You were so totally right in the advice you gave me at the St. Julien. It keeps paying off time after time. You are the unmitigated man.

DB

[Diggle]

Thanks bud. Im an expensive hire at this point in my career, but how can you not at least try to lure me away?!?!

[Irish George]

Why did you take Foreskinz in pool?

You were so totally right in the advice you gave me at the St. Julien. It keeps paying off time after time. You are the unmitigated man.

DB

???

[Diggle]

He needs someone like me to give him visionary advice

[Dim Bulb]

I call them "Washington"

???

A W is a W.

[Dim Bulb]

Bwahaaa....

Thanks bud. Im an expensive hire at this point in my career, but how can you not at least try to lure me away?!?!

...there's no action out here, it'd drive you crazy!

[Diggle]

no way. put the cash in my hand!

[Diggle]

Create a postion. VP of Brand Strategy. Do it

[Dim Bulb]

We have one

Create a postion. VP of Brand Strategy. Do it

She markets our stuff and her own "brand."

[Diggle]

I want a bullshit title where I just come up with kick ass ideas, take meetings and expense dinners. Make shit happen. Come on!

[stevebassmaster208]

you can eat at Yellers in Levittown..amazing food man

[Dim Bulb]

If it were me, I'd pay you cash money

I want a bullshit title where I just come up with kick ass ideas, take meetings and expense dinners. Make shit happen. Come on!

to sit at the table in meetings and tell people when they were full of shit. Just go all "kill yourself" on them.

[Dim Bulb]

btw

???

Tennessee was an inspired pick. May the Farting Irish lose every game every again ever.

[Diggle]

Ya know its hard sometimes to not tell my employees that their ideas are horrible. I did have a meeting a couple weeks ago with a sponsor who pitched me on an idea, gave a 45 min presentation and at the end they did the "well what do u think?" I just said....totally uncool and I hate it. Fortunately they are paying me for my ideas otherwise it would have been uglier.

[Irish George]

that's not a win

A W is a W.

In the Igglephans pool, the C*ntboys, Vagiants and Foreskinz are not options. There are teams you cant select because you've used them already, and there are teams you cant pick because they are the Eagles' mortal enemies.

Pick one of those teams and receive well-deserved scorn.