FUCK Dallas

[91EaglesD]

The abysmal last 15 years has water downed our hatred. However, I urge each of you to tap your inner most hate for these cockroaches. Hating the cowboys is one of my most fond childhood memories. I know we all have different reasons for hating the cunts and we all vary in age.

For me I fucking grew up hating those piece of shit drug addicts during their 90s dominance. That overrated piece of shit Emmitt taking off his helmet after every underwhelming touchdown behind that offensive line, I hated every one of them. I vividly remember getting sent to the principles office for smashing a kids face into the snow in 1995 for wearing a cowboys starter jacket. We were in fucking lansdale why were there cockroach fans in my town?

At any rate fuck all of them. Plenty to hate in the current group especially that shithead romo. I'm asking each of you to channel that same face smashing hate as first place is on the line at the not so intimidating linc.

[THEDALLASFUCKINGCOWBOYS]

You hate the Cowboys…because they own you. They are in ya head!

They shaped and dominated the game you love…..and your sorry ass team shouldn’t even get mentioned in the same paragraph with The Dallas Cowboys.

You cheer for a 100% insignificant NFL team……and you are drunk and angry because you know it.

[Mush Valley]

Dallas Cowboys. What a stupid fucking name.

[Mush Valley]

And what a shithole, sweaty ass crack of a city.

And I don't like you either, or your brainless all-caps board-warping handle. Dick.

[3rd & Inches]

Face smashing, crackhead mike knows about that.

[91EaglesD]

Yes! This is it. More of this

[Greenstealth]

I live in north east pa. Exactly 100 miles from the linc. There are toothless cowfag fans EVERYWHERE. It makes no sense. I see star stickers on their cars and it drives me into a rage. I could forgive someone for being a giants fan because of the logistics. There is a playground by my house that has a softball field that runs into another field. I have about 120 yards to work with and I like to go up when no one is around and work with my pitching wedge. I remember after opening day this guy showing up bringing his mutt to run around cloaked in full cuntboy gear. I do not engage in conversation with these people. One day I was up there chipping and pitching getting ready to line up another shot and the fucking guy walks right in front of me. I'm literally like almost in my back swing and this guy is like 40 feet in front of me throwing a frisbee to his dog like there isn't an entire softball field. I tuck myself away in the right field corner and hit the ball over center field. Luckily, he didn't stay long, he got back in his 1996 ford contour and left

[CbEagle]

Yeah I get the same thing in the Lehigh Valley, but they always go away after a loss or the end of the season.

[RSE]

I stopped in a Modell's Sporting Goods in Parlin, NJ (not quite equidistant between New York City and Philadelphia) in January 2010 to pick up something. When I went to the front of the stores to check out, there were several displays of "Dallas Cowboys Eastern Division Champions" hats set up. I asked the cashier if they actually had customers who bought those hats. Oh yes, he told me, they were flying off the shelves.

I hate the cockroaches.

[schuylkilli_igg]

My hatred has never dwindled at all.

The abysmal last 15 years has water downed our hatred. However, I urge each of you to tap your inner most hate for these cockroaches. Hating the cowboys is one of my most fond childhood memories. I know we all have different reasons for hating the cunts and we all vary in age.

For me I fucking grew up hating those piece of shit drug addicts during their 90s dominance. That overrated piece of shit Emmitt taking off his helmet after every underwhelming touchdown behind that offensive line, I hated every one of them. I vividly remember getting sent to the principles office for smashing a kids face into the snow in 1995 for wearing a cowboys starter jacket. We were in fucking lansdale why were there cockroach fans in my town?

At any rate fuck all of them. Plenty to hate in the current group especially that shithead romo. I'm asking each of you to channel that same face smashing hate as first place is on the line at the not so intimidating linc.

nm

[RSE]

I had tickets for an Eagles-Cowboys game, but my daughter had a high school basketball game the same day. So I gave the tickets to my brother, a (6' 3", 290 lb. former D1AA offensive lineman) cockroach, and he went with his father in law, a fellow cockroach. The Eagles won 44-6 and made the playoffs instead of Dallas making them. Good times!

I took the same brother to another Eagles-Cowboys game. Doug Pedersen beat the Cowboys and Deion Sanders did a rain dance. Good times!

[Ellsworth]

i have hated these mother effers since i was a kid. i used to throw a goddamned FIT every time roger staubach would stick it up our asses with a 4th quarter comeback. i'd literally get so mad i'd cry and throw shit against my bedroom wall.

danny white wasn't as good but seemed to stick it up our asses as well.

i have despised those mofo's since day 1.

[91EaglesD]

Bump

Fuck these mother fuckers

[PackWest]

They are in ya head!

Of course and that explains why you post on an eagles board

You aren't very bright and you are doing an excellent job of proving it
Although I must admit, you did pick an appropriate name

[Eagle In Ohio]

In the spirit of the immortal Raekwon the Chef......

Fuck Texas

Fuck Dallas

Fuck Irving

Fuck Arlington

Fuck the Metroplex

Fuck the Cowbitches

Fuck the Stars

Fuck the Rangers

Fuck that AFL team, the Desperados

Fuck Lee Harvey Oswald

Fuck the Grassy Knoll

Fuck Texas Stadium

Fuck AT&T Stadium

Fuck Staubach

Fuck Dorsett

Fuck Landry

Fuck Jimmie

Fuck Troy

Fuck Emmitt

Fuck Crackhead

Fuck weedhead Nate

Fuck Deion

Fuck overrated, bitch ass Alvin Harper

Fuck that Super Bowl where Neil O'Donnell threw the game

Fuck their one playoff win since 1997

Fuck that professional choke artist Tony Homo

Fuck Jerruh and his plastic surgery

Fuck the guy that cleans Jerruh's glasses

and fuck any and everything else about that fucking team. Fuck them forever and a day.

Bitches....