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[Kelly Green]

Wit? Please

All they did on Seinfeld was yell at eachy other constantly. When they said it was a show about nothing they were right -- no humor, no creativity, no gags, no imagination...

[slag]

It really wasn't an invitation, Lt. Steve.

I, for one, certainly don't want to read your out-of-touch take on comedy again.

You wouldn't know funny if it turned into a Bengal tiger and bit you on the ass.

[slag]

Uh huh ... it's such a fucking witless unfunny show that it's generated over 3 billion dollars in syndication fees since it ended.

That's billion ... with a "b".

[Kelly Green]

Yeah, Right

Also sprach Zaraslagster.

[Kelly Green]

And That Translates Into Humor HOW?

Hardcore porn generates more than that but it can't hold a candle to the Mona Lisa.

[ishimonster]

[RSE]

Rather than your beating your head against a wall, I know as a NYer you can appreciate this classic clip from the greatest sitcom of all time (featuring a young and beautiful Teri Garr). Best thing is I can't tell you HOW MANY ways this clip reminds me of Kelly Green.

[RSE]

P.S. THIS is the greatest payoff in sitcom history.

[Kelly Green]

I Know You Meant That As An Insult, But You're 100% Correct

There are COUNTLESS things in this world that I would GLADLY do before I get in an airplane -- walk across a bed of molten lava, hand feed steak to a starving pit bull, kiss a cobra.........

[RSE]

Sure. That's why that clip reminds me of you. Sure.

[Kelly Green]

It Should

Other than the fact I am extremely sensitive to the unwarrented slings and arrows of others, that is NOT me. If, on the other hand, you feel that it IS for reasons other than his (and my admitted) fear of flying, I have just one thing to say...

...stick it in your ear, New Yawk Boy (I could have put it differently but I'm trying to restrain myself)!

[Drama Queen]

"Cheerleaders Loving It In The Butt" had some classic and vintage moments.

You shouldn't use a broad brush to paint over an entire industry.

[RSE]

You're obtuse, thankfully.

[Kelly Green]

I Aim To Please

Keep smiling, Felix.

[slag]

Oh ... now I get it.

It's not about humor ... it's about popping the bone.

I suppose anyone who likes jerking off to the Mona Lisa would favor Lucy and Ethel stuffing their mouths over laughing at whether one is the master of one's domain.