Loserville

[Riccardo]

Nibblin on crab fries
Watchin the fans cry
All of these igglephans covered with green
Strummin my three inch wang
In the Zubus van
Smell that Tuaca it’s worse than a latrine

Wastin away again in Loserville
Searching for my lost Colt 45 malt
Some people claim that there's a fatman to blame
But I know it's Unibrow’s fault

I don't know the reason
I stayed here all season
Nothin to show but this Fooles gold shirt
La ref asked the question
But I’m in clinical depression
Now that I bought it it really hurts

Wastin away again in Loserville
Searching for my lost Colt 45 malt
Some people claim that there's a fatman to blame
But I know it's Unibrow’s fault

[slag]

Good effort, but it you want to stay on the proper 5 syllable count it should be:

Wasted away again in FUCKING Loserville.

[Ellsworth]

All Autumn Long

It was 2013, our depth was short our home streak was long
Caught somewhere between FF and Chip's system
the streak was 10 and we was far from a winning team
It was Autumn at Lincoln Financial Stadium
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Parading through the turnstiles
Puking by the urinals
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
Jeff's windmills lacked enough zip
When our losing streak hit 10

[Chorus:]
And chip was trying stupid things
We were still losing continually
Scoring 10 points in 2 division home games
Sipping wild turkey out the bottle, eating peppers off of the ground
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long

Catching Barkley's dogshit start
Watching Vick limp to a cart
eagles forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd boo til we went hoarse
We couldn't wait for the final gun
To hit that wells fargo lot and play some rock and roll

[Chorus:]
And chip was trying stupid things
We were still losing continually
Scoring 10 points in 2 division home games
Sipping wild turkey out the bottle, eating peppers off of the ground
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long


Now nothing seems as strange as when Chip lined up Henery from Sixty
Or how we thought those brainfarts would never end
Sometimes I'll hear those Boo's and I'll start to Boo along
And think man I'd love to see a home win again

mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long

[Riccardo]

Bwaa... much better effort than my geigh song

All Autumn Long

It was 2013, our depth was short our home streak was long
Caught somewhere between FF and Chip's system
the streak was 10 and we was far from a winning team
It was Autumn at Lincoln Financial Stadium
Ahh Ahh Ahh
Ahh Ahh Ahh

Parading through the turnstiles
Puking by the urinals
It's the simple things in life, like when and where
We didn't have no internet
Jeff's windmills lacked enough zip
When our losing streak hit 10

[Chorus:]
And chip was trying stupid things
We were still losing continually
Scoring 10 points in 2 division home games
Sipping wild turkey out the bottle, eating peppers off of the ground
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long

Catching Barkley's dogshit start
Watching Vick limp to a cart
eagles forever hold a spot inside my soul
We'd boo til we went hoarse
We couldn't wait for the final gun
To hit that wells fargo lot and play some rock and roll

[Chorus:]
And chip was trying stupid things
We were still losing continually
Scoring 10 points in 2 division home games
Sipping wild turkey out the bottle, eating peppers off of the ground
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long


Now nothing seems as strange as when Chip lined up Henery from Sixty
Or how we thought those brainfarts would never end
Sometimes I'll hear those Boo's and I'll start to Boo along
And think man I'd love to see a home win again

mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long
mock Singing fly eagles fly all autumn long

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