Hey nerd, I know you said bacon jerky sucks

[Riccardo]

Nah I'm a believer in moderation and balance

Every "high" diet is a fad - too much protein is not good, too much fat is not good, too much carbs are not good.

[Pete]

I highly recommend

Bacon Jam

http://www.amazon.com/Skillet-Bacon-Jam-Spread-0z/dp/B003ZWV5Z4

I had this shit on a deep-fried chicken thigh sandwich with some jalapeno-sauced kale.

Unreal.