This place needs a little levity

[Dim Bulb]

I'm an avid bike rider

and will go out early in the morning in almost any weather. So last Sunday I wake up early like I always do, creep out of bed leaving my wife sleeping. I go down to the garage and open the door, the wind is howling forty mph, hail and snow, and even some lightning. So, I shut the garage door, go upstairs and get back into bed, spooning with my wife.

She mumbles, "Can you believe my dumb ass husband is out biking in this weather?"

DB

[Drama Queen]

Its WWI the Polish and the Germans have a trench standoff that last for months. At night a German has an idea. He says, "Let's call out Stosh and see what happens".
German: Stosh? Stosh?
Pollock: What?
POW!

A little while later...
German: Stosh? Stosh?
Pollock: What?
POW!

A German does it again...
German: Stosh? Stosh?
Pollock: What?
POW!

The Polish decide to come up with their own plan. A Pollock says, "Lets call out Hans and see what happens."

Pollock: Hans? Hans?
German: Stosh, is that you?
Pollock: Yeah!
POW!