Kelly Green cliche contest!!!

[Irish George]

If you are a fan of Kelly Greeeeen (and who isn't) you know he sprinkles his posts liberally with some of the most time-worn cliches known to man. "The best thing since sliced bread" is a recent prime example.

OK...here is the premise:

Take a cliche, well-known phrase or song title and give it a KG twist. For example, "Sometimes you get the bear and sometimes the bear gets to assist in breast feeding."

Contest lasts as long as the thread has life or I call it over via TKO. I am the sole "judge, jury and xenophobe." see, what I did there?

Winner gets an autographed Iggles card from the IG Prize Closet.

Employees of Igglephans and their families are not eligible. KG is eligible.

OK...go at it.

[Phoward12]

When the going gets tough, the tough get an Aramingo.

[Irish George]

Very weak but at least the contest is underway

A new rule I just made up: you can enter as often as you want, but everyone must enter at least once.

[Riccardo]

Tailgayte buffet beggars can't be choosers

Just warming up

[Irish George]

this one requires thought and creativity

Remember, you can use song titles: "stairway to stolen hoagie heaven."

[Riccardo]

Penny wise and ton foolish

Just warming up

nm

[Riccardo]

Take it with a tub of mayo

Just warming up

nm

[Drama Queen]

H-E- double D's.

[Phoward12]

Aw give me a break, I went the time-worn cliche route...you added more options to the OP after the fact.

[RSE]

Ventura Highway
In the sunshine
Where the days are longer
The nights are stronger
Than the traffic on my drive to the Baltimore Airport

[Eagle In Ohio]

You can take the snail out of the slime

but you can't make him no longer exist.

[Drama Queen]

Hall and Oates- Kiss On My List

You Don't Exist Your On My List!

My friends wonder why I call you snail slim all of the time
What can I say
I don't feel the need to give such secrets away
You think maybe I need help, no I know I'm right you can go bite
I'm just better off not listening to all friends' advice
When they insist on blowing my bliss
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is
I only smile when alive, and I tell them why

(Because you don't exist) you don't exist and your on my list
(Because you don't exist) you don't exist and your on my list
Because (you don't exist and your on my list) of the worse things in life
(Because you don't exist) you don't exist and your on my list
(Because you don't exist) you don't exist- that I can't resist
(Because you don't exist) like when I turn off the light

I go crazy wondering what there is to really see, Tittie
Did the night just take up your time, 'cause tits means more to me
Sometimes I forget what I'm doing, I don't forget what I want, I want food
Regret what I've done? No. Regret you? Yes, I could go on
But if you insist on blowing my bliss
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is
I only smile when alive, then I'll tell you why

(Because you don't exist) you don't exist and your on my list
(Because you don't exist) you don't exist and your on my list
Because (you don't exist and your on my list) of the worse things in life
(Because you don't exist) you don't exist and your on my list
(Because you don't exist) you don't exist- that I can't resist
(Because you don't exist) like when I turn off the light

[Melchior]

You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take the Bengal out of Kelly Green.

[slag]

Good as Golden Corral

[Diggle]

You had me at Aramingo