What I'd really like to know is.......

[BirdBrawn]

Does my 53 year old ass have to suit up to win a home game?

[Mississippi-Fan]

God Damn Kids:

I will be 74 in two weeks;
Saw my first EAGLES game in Shibe Park 65 years ago.
Eagles vs Giants, sat in the end zone, bleacher section!
My Aunt caught a Ball, extra point, Field goal, I don't remember.
and this drunk Fat slob ripped it out of her hands, I jumped up ready to punch the crap out of him, when my Uncle told me to sit down and shut up.