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Dan Snyder changes the name of the Insensitives in 2014 to the Bravehearts and hires Mel Gibson to wear a kilt on the sidelines. The Gibson experiment ends in dismal failure when Gibson is caught on camera calling one of the Braveheart cheerleaders "Sugartits."
Chip Kelly continues experimenting withdifferent offensive line formations, and is the first coach to have the kicker and punter split wide on a third and ten play from the Eagles' own five yard line. He is fired after three years and a total of fourteen wins.
Kelly Green lives to the age of 127 after going on a paleo diet in 2014and turning into the east coast version of Jack Lalane, complete with jet-black hair.
Irish George moves to Bangkok and has a sex change operation solely so that he can participate in Asian Lesbo parties himself. A stiff price to pay, but one that IG happily pays, posting photos on the Igglephans board which make us all uncomfortable.
Al Davis rises from the grave long enough to draft a wide receiver from Kutztown State who runs a 3.7 forty but has hands like bricks. When Al returns to his coffin, the new GM of the Raiders padlocks the coffin shut.
Diggle joins a seminary after his seventh child is born, but he is kicked out four days later for violating the oath of silence, having called a visiting nun an "ugly bitch that should go die."
Denver wins big this week, and in the parking lot after the game, FF eats a Prius that is blocking the team bus from leaving for the airport.
Don't mess with Nostradimbus.
DB
Chip Kelly continues experimenting withdifferent offensive line formations, and is the first coach to have the kicker and punter split wide on a third and ten play from the Eagles' own five yard line. He is fired after three years and a total of fourteen wins.
Kelly Green lives to the age of 127 after going on a paleo diet in 2014and turning into the east coast version of Jack Lalane, complete with jet-black hair.
Irish George moves to Bangkok and has a sex change operation solely so that he can participate in Asian Lesbo parties himself. A stiff price to pay, but one that IG happily pays, posting photos on the Igglephans board which make us all uncomfortable.
Al Davis rises from the grave long enough to draft a wide receiver from Kutztown State who runs a 3.7 forty but has hands like bricks. When Al returns to his coffin, the new GM of the Raiders padlocks the coffin shut.
Diggle joins a seminary after his seventh child is born, but he is kicked out four days later for violating the oath of silence, having called a visiting nun an "ugly bitch that should go die."
Denver wins big this week, and in the parking lot after the game, FF eats a Prius that is blocking the team bus from leaving for the airport.
Don't mess with Nostradimbus.
DB
