A lot of this "Bears game is meaningless" bullshit

[Pete]

is just that.

We want Dallass to lose to the Cousins-led foreskins.

We want the Eagles to beat Chicago by one point.

Then...we truly have a meaningless game in Jerruh's Big Toilet when we can start wondering if the starters should play at all.

foreskin win crushes Dallass AGAIN.

Win v. the Bears gets Eagles a win against a playoff-chasing team and a home playoff game.

Period.