Frank Tweeted out DeSean thinks he deserves a new contract this offseason

[Ellsworth]

get your popcorn ready!

[Greenstealth]

Stay strong, joe.

[Melchior]

I think I deserve back to back blowjobs all day today.

[Kelly Green]

Ah, Yes -- I Can See It Now

Somewhere, Drew Rosenslime is reaching for his phone. He dials Jackson's number and says...

"DeSean, honey, baby, sweetie! I hear you want a new contract! That's the name of my game!! It's what I do BEST! I know you fired me but I'm willing to let bygones be bygones! You fire Joel Segal's ass, sign with me and I'll have you doing situps in your driveway with the week!!"

[Chupacabra]

That didn't take long.

Although I guess it is an even-numbered year, so it is time for the biennial DJax contract ordeal. Dude is set to make just $35 mil over the next three seasons. I wonder who in the FO thought that was enough to satisfy him.

I must have missed it when he offered to return part of his salary after last season.

[Greenstealth]

Worlds most expensive jewelry. Diamonds on my neck. Just saying

[KenfromCanada]

Fuck him. That little prick disappears in tight coverage. I am not a huge fan. Big time players show up in big game. He has a tendency of disappearing.

[Greenstealth]

Actually what he is saying makes sense. He has no guaranteed money going forward. http://www.phillymag.com/birds247/20.../#more-2001011

[Melchior]

Yeah, after reading it, it's not that big of a deal. They'll probably end up saving cap space by reworking his deal.

[The Ref]

Don't get our panties in a bunch. The eagles would like to rework his deal, too. Salary is too big and can be turned into bonus money for a lower cap hit. Jackson gets a little guaranteed money, which he deserves, and the team gets more cap space going forward. Not just for 2014, but beyond.

His contract was a show-me deal. He showed he belongs so work out a new deal that makes more sense than the current one for both parties. Win-win here.

[Ellsworth]

did i say my panties were in a bunch?

i just posted what frank tweeted and then said a classic TO line as an attempt at 'humor'. that's my 'thing' here. (poor) attempts at comedy.

[The Ref]

Somewhere, Drew Rosenslime is reaching for his phone. He dials Jackson's number and says...

"DeSean, honey, baby, sweetie! I hear you want a new contract! That's the name of my game!! It's what I do BEST! I know you fired me but I'm willing to let bygones be bygones! You fire Joel Segal's ass, sign with me and I'll have you doing situps in your driveway with the week!!"

You do know that rosenhaus isn't his agent anymore, don't you? He's with Joel Segal now.

[The Ref]

did i say my panties were in a bunch?

i just posted what frank tweeted and then said a classic TO line as an attempt at 'humor'. that's my 'thing' here. (poor) attempts at comedy.

Wasn't directed at you, even if it seemed that way. I included myself when I saw the headline earlier.

[Melchior]

You do know that rosenhaus isn't his agent anymore, don't you? He's with Joel Segal now.

Um, read the post that you quoted...

[Corkey_for_President]

His timing is IMPECCABLE

Fuck him. That little prick disappears in tight coverage. I am not a huge fan. Big time players show up in big game. He has a tendency of disappearing.

DeSean WHO?? Saturday's invisible man??

NEVER liked the guy from the day he was drafted. Another FAT FUCK smarter than everyone else reach pick.