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    How do I get my wife to like football? She's not interested at all. And now I can't watch 49ers and Carolina

  • #2
    Trade her in for a newer model or grow a pair and tell her "I'm watching football, you can join me or you can fuck off for the day."

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    • #3
      I'm thinking your man card expired in the 80s.

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      • #4
        This is not very good advice at all.

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        • #5
          Unfortunately, today, I'm thinking there's a Castle Grayskull playset with your name on it. Don't play too loud because your wife is probably watching Sex and the City.

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          • #6
            You can't find a Castle Greyskull play set anywhere these days....

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            • #7
              Originally posted by WallsOfRaiford View Post
              How do I get my wife to like football? She's not interested at all. And now I can't watch 49ers and Carolina
              Shut up and grow a pair.

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              • #8
                It's too late. You will learn to be grateful for what she lets you watch.

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                • #9
                  One of the keys to a good marriage is getting together with good friends, having some drinks and some good food.

                  I go out on Tuesday ... my wife goes on Thursday.

                  Give her football Sundays as a bonus going out day ... problem solved.
                  Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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                  • #10
                    Give her a card and tell her to go shopping

                    Or man up for season tix, take her to the games and make it work.

                    Or keep whining like a fing cnt.

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                    • #11
                      Compromise and watch a nice Meryl Streep movie

                      ...and then maybe do each other's nails.

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