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    Kellen Winslow caught rubbing one out in his car

    http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/201...rt_more_sports


    But the cop also noticed "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console" and plastic bags marked "Mr. Happy" and empty plastic containers of "Funky Monkey" scattered throughout the vehicle.

    I wish I had something witty to add to this post...
    Last edited by broadstreetparade; 01-17-2014, 02:20 PM.
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  • #2
    Originally posted by broadstreetparade View Post
    http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/201...rt_more_sports

    I wish I had something witty to add to this post...
    Hopefully he'll find a way to soldier on after this incident.
    --
    Your Retarded

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    • #3
      Looks like he's going back to his days of playing at The You?

      Something like that…Just spitballin ideas here people...

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      • #4
        I think the real question is, why the hell is an NFL player smoking that garbage fake weed?
        "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Melchior View Post
          I think the real question is, why the hell is an NFL player smoking that garbage fake weed?
          I thought the bag labeled Mr Happy was his bag for "shooting his wad", as some around this bored would call it.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Sect 236 View Post
            Looks like he's going back to his days of playing at The You?
            I think that's where he learned not to do it in the shower


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            • #7
              Bwaaaa

              hilarious!
              "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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              • #8
                Does this make Kellen

                the most disgraced American "soldier" since Benedict Arnold? I think so.


                On a side note, the game that inspired his tirade was one of my favorites ever. 10-6 Vols down in the Orange Bowl. Ended their home winning streak. Good times.

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                • #9
                  Who hasn't smoked a little funky monkey in an Escalade, parked in a shopping center and done a little slap and tickle time? If that's wrong, I don't wanna be right.

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                  • #10
                    Was there Swiss Cheese involved?
                    --------
                    "We choose to go to the moon."

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                    • #11
                      Why TWO jars of Vaseline?

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                      • #12
                        One for each hand

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                        • #13
                          I think they call that Menage a trois

                          Originally posted by udontknowme View Post
                          Why TWO jars of Vaseline?
                          A small and an extra large jar

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                          • #14
                            Boston market had the best tweet
                            ".@kellenwinslowjr Next time, you can use our convenient store locator to find the #BostonMarket near you http://goo.gl/6hHl4i"

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