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  • #1

    Jeppson's Malort

    anyone ever had this? Apparently gets you blind drunk. Need some advice on the issue.
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  • #2
    Have not heard of that. But I drank a half bottle of Oban and a good lot of Allagash tonight, and that got me blind drunk.

    Jeppson's Malort sounds like a dire strain of genital warts, or a bad jamband
    Cows in the barnyard, chickens in the farmer's corvette.

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    • #3
      Shut up

      Originally posted by Clemson Foreaker View Post
      anyone ever had this? Apparently gets you blind drunk. Need some advice on the issue.
      best advice I can give you.
      Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
      May 7, 2010




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      • #4
        Thanks for the advice

        Forgot you were the authority on all things.

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        • #5
          Wild Turkey 101

          But....it's probably too mainstream for you foofoo drinkers.
          John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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          • #6
            Is there such a thing as a good tasting whiskey?

            Originally posted by Loki View Post
            But....it's probably too mainstream for you foofoo drinkers.
            Watched a how its made on whiskey last night about how different Irish, Scottish, Canadian and american whiskeys are but never really tried a premium one. Everything I've ever tried pretty much tastes like shit
            "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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            • #7
              You could try that Fireball shit.

              It tastes like cough syrup.

              Or drink it like DQ. Add ginger ale and grenadine and a parasol.
              John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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              • #8
                Next time, ask for a Shirley Temple.

                ... and ask for two cherries you damn pussy.

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                • #9
                  Waaa...Waaaa.... it burns my throat! It really stings!

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                  • #10
                    Ah the connoisseur

                    Your delicate tastebuds can distinguish between dogshit and catshit? Good for you
                    "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                    • #11
                      8 ball makes the hoodrat's panties drop.
                      500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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                      • #12
                        Have I ever insult your ability to distinguish between Redd's Apple Ale and Angry Orchard?

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