Confidential to IG (bowel related)

[slag]

Just had a colonoscopy.

Doctor had me take something called MoviPrep yesterday.

Holy shit never was more a apt expression.

Good name for the stuff actually ... I was in the john long enough to watch all three Lord of the Rings films, Lawrence of Arabia and Gone with the Wind.

[Ellsworth]

i thought doctors just started prescribing Haribo sugar free gummy bears instead?

[Riccardo]

First one?

Just had a colonoscopy.

Doctor had me take something called MoviPrep yesterday.

Holy shit never was more a apt expression.

Good name for the stuff actually ... I was in the john long enough to watch all three Lord of the Rings films, Lawrence of Arabia and Gone with the Wind.

Propofol was great, no?

[Riccardo]

Did you order some yet for work?

i thought doctors just started prescribing Haribo sugar free gummy bears instead?

Sucker!

[slag]

Done it before ... but the prep wasn't nearly as long acting.

Whatever they gave me during the procedure, I saw the guy attach the needle to the line and next thing I knew a nurse in the recovery area was asking me if I wanted something to drink.

[JB]

All I can remember (quite vividly) about

that was when you had the "urge" you had 3 seconds to get to the can. My kids were laughing their ass off at me.

[Ellsworth]

not yet. price went up on those effers when it went viral.

my wife said she's had some though and nothing like that happened to her. could be a bunch of bullshit.

[slag]

Yep ... gurgle ... RUN!!!

[nor'easter]

My first one was in Chicago the week after Fred Ex and the 4th and 26.
I'm laying on the table and the doc is chatting me up about football and I tell him I'm an Eagles fan. He's a Packers fan. Tells the anesthesiologist 'no anesthesia for this one.'

I thought I had cleared everything out until he said that...

[wynnron123]

Done it before ... but the prep wasn't nearly as long acting.

Whatever they gave me during the procedure, I saw the guy attach the needle to the line and next thing I knew a nurse in the recovery area was asking me if I wanted something to drink.

This is exactly what I went through on my first one. I was thirsty as hell in the recovery area. I could've
drunken my own piss to quench my thirst at the time.