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    Greetings knaves, from the deep deep South Pacific...another day of paddle surfing, snorkeling, fresh seafood and 90 plus degree temps.

    KG would hate this place. Very few Americans. Most of the tourists are Asian and French. Watched the first half of that debacle and the first 12 seconds of the second half. I will have to youtube the commershills since it was simulcast on ESPN international here and all the sports were for something called the Super 50 cricket tourney involving the Jamacains, Trinidad and Tobago and yes, the talented batsmen of Ireland. I see KG is self promoting his picks despite no background in advertising or marketing.

    I can see why Brando stole an island here in the mid 60s for 250 k...cant understand why the locals allowed it to happen.

    Coconuts rock.

    The flight from LAX International was the closest thing to eight hours of hell one could endure. Lots of BO and not a lot of legroom.

    I finally found something to agree with Queenie on. Riccy and Dimmy getting a chain store haircut...kind of like getting a Slacks Hoagie Shack product in Primos country. Go with the pro barber and straight edge.

    Man, they fuck up the keyboard here by switiching keys around, deleting punctuation marks and putting in all those squiggly french accents and symbols. I think Ill survive without finding the dash or the apostrophe.

    I guess all are ragging on Denver, justifibly, crying that another horseshit franchise gets to celebrate a Lombardy before us and saying Missanelli needs to be fired. Agree on all counts.

    OK ladies, talk to you soon.
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
    May 7, 2010





  • #2
    You're so much closer to Asian hookers too.

    Sinner....

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    • #3
      Very Cool! Enjoy Big Time!

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      • #4
        Bonjour ... votre last line makez vous un misogynist aussi.

        Mangez vous des clams pour fabriquer un field de debris?

        Bon vacances!
        Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.

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        • #5
          Have you learned that "bonefishing" had nothing to do with actual fish?
          Last edited by Susquehanna Birder; 02-04-2014, 09:25 AM.

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          • #6
            WATCH OUT FOR TSUNAMIS!!!

            Did you pack your papal medallion?

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            • #7
              You missed the Nova/ Temple game for Bora Bora, and you call yourself a fan????

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