Okay, Iron Shithead Moron...

[slag]

Not to mention ... like Woody Allen said (or something like it):

It's impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, nor is it desirable, because your hat keeps blowing off.

[Drama Queen]

It's not all about the pizza, its the good times and laughter that you share with your father and family. The pizza brings you together. As a kid, I never complained that dad's pizza had anchovies, mushrooms, extra cheese and pepperoni. I ate it because my dad loved it and I grew up liking my pizza that way too! He bought it from a wonderful local pizza establishment that put a lot of care into that pizza.

I wouldn't trade those memories for nothing.