So I'm shoveling snow in my driveway yesterday - IGGLEPHANS

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So I'm shoveling snow in my driveway yesterday

02-14-2014, 10:16 AM

And my neighbor, a detective for the local police, drives by and stops to bullshit.

I came this close to saying as he rolled down the window:

So I'm tendin' bar there last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' an' he says to me "So where can a fella get some action here? ... I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."

Obscenity is the last refuge of an inarticulate motherfucker.
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Damned Thing

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02-14-2014, 07:26 PM

Ha! Just thought of that on my drive home tonight!

Gotta watch it again tonight...

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02-14-2014, 07:34 PM

I signed the papers on a new car this Tuesday... they knocked a hundred bucks off the true coat for me.
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02-14-2014, 11:30 PM

So he says maybe you think I'm some kind of jerk only he doesn't say jerk if you get what I'm sayin
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02-15-2014, 12:41 AM

He was a little guy. Kind of funny looking.
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Damned Thing

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02-15-2014, 02:53 AM

I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.

WELCOME TO THE PHILA. SPORTS FANISM. WIN, WE LOVE YA, LOSE,WE LOVE YA, BUT YOU'RE A DICK FOR LOSING.
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The classic Philly sports fan mindset. It's not right or wrong - it is what it is. Both a shame and a mantle of pride. Love and hate in constant turmoil.
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