Green vs. Pennsylvania

[3rd & Inches]

I think we need to reopen the case of the "missin mingo".
I'm not clear on all the details.


me: So you purchased two mingos at 0930 am?

KG: Yes I purchased two mingos at 0930 am.

me: The camera behind the register shows that you purchased two mingos at 1030 am.

KG: Thats right I purchased two mingos at 1030 am.

me: See...you know you done fucked up right? You know you done fucked up right?

[Phoward12]

To Eat an Aramingo

"To begin with, this case should never have come to trial. The state has not produced one iota of medical evidence that the crime Kelly Green is charged with ever took place... It has relied instead upon the testimony of two Igglephans, whose evidence has not only been called into serious question on cross-examination, but has been flatly contradicted by the defendant. Now, there is circumstantial evidence to indicate that the Aramingo was eaten - savagely, by someone who led exclusively with his mouth..."

[Mr. Triple Dip]

I think we need to reopen the case of the "missin mingo".

me: See...you know you done fucked up right? You know you done fucked up right?

Menace to Society? I feel sorry for your Mingo.

[Drama Queen]

What about the mayo stains on Riccardo's pants!

[3rd & Inches]

"To begin with, this case should never have come to trial. The state has not produced one iota of medical evidence that the crime Kelly Green is charged with ever took place... It has relied instead upon the testimony of two Igglephans, whose evidence has not only been called into serious question on cross-examination, but has been flatly contradicted by the defendant. Now, there is circumstantial evidence to indicate that the Aramingo was eaten - savagely, by someone who led exclusively with his mouth..."

"If the mingo doesn't fit, you must..."

[3rd & Inches]

Menace to Society? I feel sorry for your Mingo.

You feel sorry for who? (pop-pop) Yo Dip! Get his condiments out the muthafuckin glove compartment!

[3rd & Inches]

What about the mayo stains on Riccardo's pants!

Mayo or stains from donkey?

[Melchior]

Menace to Society? I feel sorry for your Mingo.

Great Bad Meets Evil reference.

[Ellsworth]

i knew without that mayo they didn't have nothin on me

[3rd & Inches]

i knew without that mayo they didn't have nothin on me

HAHAHAHA!! Lunch all over the screen you dick!

[Phoward12]

The Aramingo Redemption

"And that also is very convenient, isn't it, Mr. Green?"

"Since I am innocent of this crime, sir, I find it decidedly *inconvenient* that the Aramingo was never found."

[3rd & Inches]

Time To EAT

"Yeah I ate your fucking mingo and I hope you burn in hell!"

[Phoward12]

My Cousin Mingo?

*It's on, courtroom movie aramingo competition!"

Prosecutor: "How could it take you five minutes to eat your aramingo when it takes the entire mingo-eating world 20 minutes?"

KG: "Um... I'm a fast eater, I guess."

Prosecutor: [across beside the jury] What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast eater? Are we to believe that an aramingo disappears faster in your mouth than any place on the face of the earth?

KG: I don't know.

Prosecutor: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist in your parking lot. Were these magic aramingos? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?

[slag]

The Secret Fate of All Sandwiches

Detective:

First you say you got the second Mingo from somewhere else .. then you say you don't know where you got the Mingo

You're makin' it too complicated ... creating a maze for yourself you're never gonna get out of ... THEY GOTCHA

You just gotta change your play ... you gotta plead impairment, you know what I mean?

It means you cannot be held accountable for your actions.

KG:

I don't think I should be blamed when I was under the influence of mayo

Detective:

I don't either ... that's what I'm sayin' ... CONDIMENTS!