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"I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a Gayte -
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It was clearly a lack of Duck sauce!
U must really want to go painfull like. guy is clearly off his Nut..Just think if your a dad being dragged to the zoo, and your there to see this happen..Id be like "Best Day Ever"! :D totaly entertaining..OFFICIAL BOARD DRUG CZAR
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The thing about eating Chinese is that you're always hungry an hour laterComment
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Don't know if it was a misprint or
..a translation era, but the whole line about " Wanting the tiger to eat my meat" just didn't sound very good.Originally posted by PackWest View Post
It was a female tiger, perhaps she doesn't eat solicitors just drags them around and chews on their necks?
Either way, to get rejected by a top predator, not even good enough as a chewie has got to be a new low for the self esteem."I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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I heard a comedian say that more than 300,000 people have been killed
by tigers in the last 200 years. Was trying to make the point that if they were alien they would be considered monsters and would be killed on sight. Made a good point!"I could buy you." - The Village IdiotComment
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I think we already are
On a serious note, they are disappearing at a pretty high rate.Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
It's a shame because I know a few folks I would love to introduce to a hungry tiger."I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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In the wild, they stalk their prey; at the zoo their dinner is delivered in a bowlOriginally posted by Raptor View Post
Tiger probably didn't know WTF was going onComment
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Bwahahahahah...WTF this stuff is still kicking?
It tastes gawd awful and it's still in the wrapper!!Originally posted by PackWest View Post
Where are the servants?
Ain't no way I'm eating this shit,get me the good stuff"I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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Also...weren't you in India recently
Not being sarcastic here , do you travel their often? A great place and opportunity to witness real tigers in the wild at the many preserves.Originally posted by Riccardo View Post
Ever had a chance??"I feel much better now that my pants are on."- overheard conversation at a GayteComment
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Yeah it's all relative
The most deadly animal on the planet is the mosquito"I could buy you." - The Village IdiotComment
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No that was the first time
Only had a day to sight-see so took the opportunity to see the Taj Mahal and Agra Fort. Would have rather seen a wildlife preserve in hindsight. Though the wildlife in Agra were all over - water buffalo strolling down the streets and big rhesus monkeys flying around the rooftops"I could buy you." - The Village IdiotComment
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Wrong , most deadliest animal on the planet is a womanComment
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Reminds me of that old joke.
I ate in a Chinese/German restaurant last weekend.
An hour later I was hungry for world domination all over again.John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.Comment
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