Workplace Issue Need Advice

[Dim Bulb]

I walk down the hall to the bathroom and there is a woman in a cube on the way who is a really nice woman, from Alaska, B+ attractive. Anyway, in her cube in a prominent place she has a wildlife calendar that features a different picture of an animal in nature every month.

This month (February) it is a beaver. Thus far it has taken every fiber in my body not to walk by her cube and say, "Nice beaver."

Am I being too careful? What else could I say instead?

DB

[CCPete]

Women like it when men show concern for them. How bout:

"Two beavers in one cube?? You should ask for more office space."

[slag]

Probably should stay away from "whoa ... you have a really big beaver."

[Diggle]

in the straightest of faces....so tell me about your beaver

if she looks confused, whip it out and be like...bitch suck it. Then whether she does or does not, call her a whore

[Riccardo]

A lawyer is asking this question?

Don't you guys take annual Code of Conduct training that has situational examples like that in it?

Anywho, you could try "I bet she'd look even better shaved".

[Clemson Foreaker]

Here is the legal scenario yu need to watch out for

Comment on the beaver, play it cool though.. If she is receptive, turn the calendar to july "the donkey month". Guage her reaction could slide right in at this point...

[PackWest]

" Seems a shame to give your beaver the shortest month of the year given how busy its been around here lately"


" hard-working beavers are so under-appreciated; glad to see you proudly displaying yours"

[Ellsworth]

she's from alaska. it's impossible to offend her. she has that hanging up there HOPING somebody will say nice beaver.

[Dim Bulb]

Perfect!

in the straightest of faces....so tell me about your beaver

if she looks confused, whip it out and be like...bitch suck it. Then whether she does or does not, call her a whore

I'll be right back...

[Dim Bulb]

Good point

she's from alaska. it's impossible to offend her. she has that hanging up there HOPING somebody will say nice beaver.

But when I tried Diggle's approach she said something about a "moose gun". I don't think she was referring to me.

[AthensEagle]

If this is not the greatest post ever on this board, its in the top three.

[Overbrook]

Really? Honestly? This is a fucking gimme..............

"Hey baby, like to sit on my face?"

[Drama Queen]

(Italian voice while holding you junk)

"Hey, you wanna see how I trap beaver?" ... and then start tugging on your junk harder. "Well, do ya?"

[Maniac]

You're a veep. You can bang her whenever you want.

[3rd & Inches]

Look her in the eye and say, "What that mouth do?"