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    Is it a wonder no one wanted to coach the Browns? I guess the Joe Banner sideline hotline existed in Cleveland too.

    According to CBSSports.com's Pat Kirwin, Banner while CEO had the offensive and defensive coordinators report to him.
    A league source from the NFL Scouting Combine told Kirwin that Banner "was a bit of a control freak and structured the coaching staff so that the new coordinators would answer directly to him."
    The coordinators usually report directly to the head coach.
    John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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    Originally posted by Loki View Post
    Is it a wonder no one wanted to coach the Browns? I guess the Joe Banner sideline hotline existed in Cleveland too.

    According to CBSSports.com's Pat Kirwin, Banner while CEO had the offensive and defensive coordinators report to him.
    A league source from the NFL Scouting Combine told Kirwin that Banner "was a bit of a control freak and structured the coaching staff so that the new coordinators would answer directly to him."
    The coordinators usually report directly to the head coach.
    And of course, when in Philadelphia Andy Reid (FF) had complete control over everything and Banner never meddled.
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    • #3
      "As Kirwan wonders, it's entirely possible that Banner wanted to control what players played and when."

      "If that WR catches one more TD pass, he gets a pay bonus. Get Shanahan on the Bannerphone and have him benched!"

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      • #4
        And finally, one local note. Paul Domowitch of the Daily News passes along an interesting nugget about the 2011 draft:

        "That whole draft was about need," said a personnel executive who was with the team during that draft. "We didn't have a guard on the depth chart, so we drafted a guard in the first round [Danny Watkins]. We didn't have a safety, so we pushed the safeties up a round and took Jarrett.

        "We didn't say, 'OK, this isn't a good safety group, so let's pass and find a stopgap and get by.' Every team has weaknesses. But [Reid decided] that we were going to take the next safety and go from there."
        Ugh...
        "If I was racist in my opinion of QB's, I wouldn't have a dog named Donovan." - downundermike

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Loki View Post
          Is it a wonder no one wanted to coach the Browns? I guess the Joe Banner sideline hotline existed in Cleveland too.

          According to CBSSports.com's Pat Kirwin, Banner while CEO had the offensive and defensive coordinators report to him.
          A league source from the NFL Scouting Combine told Kirwin that Banner "was a bit of a control freak and structured the coaching staff so that the new coordinators would answer directly to him."
          The coordinators usually report directly to the head coach.
          Cap Bowl Dynasty
          500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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          • #6
            we should start calling him Joffrey Banner

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            • #7
              SHOW ME THE PROOF!

              WHERE DOES IT SAY THIS IN WRITING??

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              • #8
                Ahhhhhh the sweet taste of BEING RIGHT!

                While others were EL-WRONGO!

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                • #9
                  you mean..

                  "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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                  • #10
                    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

                    I CAN'T BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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                    • #11


                      Originally posted by Two Gap Penetrator View Post
                      While others were EL-WRONGO!
                      It IS About Me Asshole
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                      Fuck off, moron. - Kelly Green

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                      • #12
                        Makes you wonder if when the BannerPhone rang

                        if Andy just rolled his eyes or yanked players off the field who were on the cusp of making a bonus.

                        Can't you just hear him screeching in that ratty, nasal voice..."Reid. Get Cole off the field NOW. If he gets another sack he'll KILL my cap space."
                        John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                        • #13
                          You can't HANDLE the proof!
                          John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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                          • #14
                            bwahahahahaha

                            Originally posted by Ellsworth View Post
                            we should start calling him Joffrey Banner
                            Shotgun it!!!
                            Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
                            May 7, 2010




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