this could blow up the board but what the hell...

[Ellsworth]

Chuck Norris turns 74 today.

espn radio was rattling off a bunch of chuck norris jokes this am:

chuck norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Or, as they're known today 'the islands'

[Raptor]

I liked the one

Great White Sharks use Chuck Norris cages.

[Drama Queen]

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris….the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

[FuriousXGeorge]

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

[Ellsworth]

when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

[FuriousXGeorge]

when Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

I played World of Warcraft for half a decade so I can do this all day.

[Ellsworth]

according to einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

[Riccardo]

Chuck Norris jokes are passe

Chuck Norris turns 74 today.

espn radio was rattling off a bunch of chuck norris jokes this am:

chuck norris once visited the Virgin Islands. Or, as they're known today 'the islands'

And gay

[Ellsworth]

chuck norris uses Mac OS on a Windows PC

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[Eagle In Ohio]

Chuck Norris has a diary. It 's called the Guiness Book of World Records.

[rdog5]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

[SCREAMIN EAGLE]

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

[ishimonster]

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet,

he scares the sh*t out of it.