Actual conversation overheard this morning

[Irish George]

...on Ventnor ave in Margate in front of at least 20 people including some women and kids.

Construction worker #1: "Hey AssHOLE!"

Construction worker #2: "That's MISTER AssHOLE!"

Construiction worker #1: "OK MISTER AssHOLE, Fuck YOU!"

Construction worker #2: "Hahahahahahahah!"

[Two Gap Penetrator]

Jersey people are the absolute best

That's great.