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  • Kelly Green, your beloved CNN thinks the Malaysian plane got sucked into a black hole

    This time CNN's got it! CNN is the place to be-- Extensive Coverage!
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  • #2
    wooooo

    CNN baybee
    Officially awaiting Douchebagnacht II since
    May 7, 2010




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    • #3
      They're Wrong

      My theory is the plane and all its passengers were whisked away by the same aliens that took all those Earthlings hostage in "Close Encounters of the third Kind" -- I know this is fact because last night we had pork chops for dinner and I started building a replica of Devils Tower out of my mashed potatoes.
      "If I owned Texas and Hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell!"

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      • #4
        at least go with the Island from lost

        Originally posted by Kelly Green View Post
        My theory is the plane and all its passengers were whisked away by the same aliens that took all those Earthlings hostage in "Close Encounters of the third Kind" -- I know this is fact because last night we had pork chops for dinner and I started building a replica of Devils Tower out of my mashed potatoes.
        stick with this millennium

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        • #5
          That Mary Schiavo comment was even worse

          "even a small black hole would suck in the entire universe so it couldn't be that"

          WTF??
          "I could buy you." - The Village Idiot

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          • #6
            KG's favorite source is still Wikipedia, from what I can tell.

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            • #7
              DQ's mom's mouth is a small black hole

              it sucks in all the dicks in the universe.
              John Erlichman, one of President Richard Nixon's closest aides, has admitted America's "War on Drugs" was a hoax designed to vilify and disrupt "the antiwar left and black people" when it was launched in 1971.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Loki View Post
                it sucks in all the dicks in the universe.

                HAHAHA...damn..Ice cold Loki.
                500 internet fights, that's the number I figured when I first joined igglephans. 500 internet fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate internet-tough guy. You need them for experience, to develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then...after...you realize that's what you are.

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