does Kelly Green know how to use chopsticks???

[Irish George]

this is just a natural followup question from the sushi thread.

I say no, he just eats with his hands if necessary.

[BigSlizz]

Didn't McDonalds have chopsticks for their McNuggets for a small window in the '80s while promoting their "oriental" sauce? He may have learned then.

[IronEagle]

Didn't McDonalds have chopsticks for their McNuggets for a small window in the '80s while promoting their "oriental" sauce? He may have learned then.

Bawahahaha! Yes, this looks like a promotion Xenophobe Green may have gone for!

[Irish George]

Fortune cookie say:

"Your high-minded principles spell success."

Learn Chinese: Zhu rou (Pork!)

[PackWest]

Chinese word for beaver ?

Tung Chow and her sister Chu Me

[Phoward12]

Not in the proper sense, no, but I'll bet he can use them to stab things, and eat that way.

[3rd & Inches]

Have u read his underground novel called "50 Shades of Green"?

this is just a natural followup question from the sushi thread.

I say no, he just eats with his hands if necessary.

A lot of perverted shit going on. Tales of him EDP and MDT! There was even a story about him dunking a "little person" inside a drum of mayo. KG is trying to steal your book hustle.

[Sect 236]

Not in the proper sense, no, but I'll bet he can use them to stab things, and eat that way.

I picture it looking like a caveman learning to use tools. Wildly flailing and stabbing with grunts.